Ridiculous Police News (Specific events)

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-04-20 15:32

I can't tell if dimmauk is sharing with us a gay fantasy or his favorite scene from Roadhouse

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-04-20 15:34

so you're afraid of people and wanted to play dress up in white robes and kick in the air? you going to impress me with your belt color next or will you throw a football over them mountains there

**Dimmauk** · 2012-04-20 15:35

I'm glad everyone is enjoying this a much as I am. LOL MF flimsy ass thinks he got me LOL

Good stuff.

**Dimmauk** · 2012-04-20 15:37

Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass

so you're afraid of people and wanted to play dress up in white robes and kick in the air? you going to impress me with your belt color next or will you throw a football over them mountains there

You any different in playing dress up and playing in the sand? I bet you dressed up right now. LOL

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-04-20 15:37

you were paranoid about spam coming in and crewing and started bragging about your karate and college degree. spam isn't THAT scary bro

**hey** · 2012-04-20 15:40

Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass

so you're afraid of people and wanted to play dress up in white robes and kick in the air? you going to impress me with your belt color next or will you throw a football over them mountains there

I was a brown belt in karate.

Just throwing that out there.

**Dimmauk** · 2012-04-20 15:45

Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass

you were paranoid about spam coming in and crewing and started bragging about your karate and college degree. spam isn't THAT scary bro

You came in here slanging mace and zip ties, talking mess about super soldiers and shit. Come on brah, you were tooting your horn and we all laughed hard.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-04-20 15:50

So me giving an anecdote in an argument against someone who's never been in a security situation in the context of the OP is comparable to you telling everyone you beat up the military with your karate and punch tanks? Right.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-04-20 15:51

Seriously though was that a gay fantasy earlier or are you just that afraid of spam

**Dimmauk** · 2012-04-20 16:02

Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass

So me giving an anecdote in an argument against someone who's never been in a security situation in the context of the OP is comparable to you telling everyone you beat up the military with your karate and punch tanks? Right.

Your simulated takedowns in BT make you a expert in this subject? GTFO

also, not afraid of spam. LOL

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-04-20 16:11

You really have a hard on for military guys, recurring theme in all of your posts here. And boarding a smugglers ship in the Philippine Sea is a long stretch from boot, but you seem pretty stressed out by military guys talking about doing military things that involve more than applying for college loans or fixing someones cell phone at Motorola. Should we change the topic or are you still holding onto your college degree and green belt in defiance while you post.

**Dimmauk** · 2012-04-20 16:28

I've always found it hilarious how hard you military peeps think you are. I know y'all are brainwashed into thinking civilians are lesser than you, but we all know that is very false. I don't believe any of your credentials, just as you don't believe mine or anyone elses. I'm sure your daily duty is filling up the gas tanks and cleaning shitters. I'm sure you have logged more time playing modern warfare than actual warfare. But keep playing that hero card and this civilian that pays you to FPS will keep laughing.

**Dimmauk** · 2012-04-20 16:32

Wait a sec, you said you was in the navy? LOL the navy ...really?

**Eurell** · 2012-04-20 18:37

You can't not believe his credentials and then make fun of them at the same time lol. Gotta pick which way you wanna troll.

**Churchill** · 2012-04-20 19:56

I liked the part where Dimmauk created his sentences as if he had received an English education at Fucktard U.

Maybe that's just the wannabe hood part coming through, who knows.

Someone call Zimmerman to fix this.

**Dimmauk** · 2012-04-20 19:58

Originally Posted by Churchill

I liked the part where Dimmauk created his sentences as if he had received an English education at Fucktard U.

Maybe that's just the wannabe hood part coming through, who knows.

Someone call Zimmerman to fix this.

Just putting it in speak he can understand. LOL

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2012-04-20 20:32

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**Jeryhn** · 2012-04-20 23:33

This fucking thread, lol

**Salodin** · 2012-04-21 00:47

Originally Posted by Jeryhn

This fucking thread, lol

This. Best thread, or worst thread of 2012 so far?

**chazzyphizzle** · 2012-04-21 00:52

definitely has the best quote of 2012 with dimmy talking about choking marines

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