Ridiculous Police News (Specific events)

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-05-02 10:34

Stop taking Perm seriously lmao.

**Ragnus** · 2012-05-02 10:42

Originally Posted by Valisk

What's cool about looking like an idiot? Some trolling is funny in moderation, but when you do it every other post to get more virtual friends on your e-cock, it gets retarded don't you think? But by all means, keep voting for MF to win the internet. He'll bust soon enough with all you guys reverse cowgirling him.

I'm not voting for MF. I find him pretty annoying. I'm quoting that to remind people why he's here most of the time, not to egg him on.

**Melena** · 2012-05-02 10:58

Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass

Retarded is getting the word 'you're' wrong 3 times in a row across two posts in 5 minutes.

Meh, I don't give a shit when I first wake up. Just keep telling yourself your good enough to even sniff my jockstrap though boy. What's the worst an internet tough guy like you can do to me, zip tie me? Get real. Your trolling is sub par at best and typically makes you look dumber then Leroy. But keep dreaming and reaching for those stars Perm. If you just keep believing, you may actually say something witty and funny that gets a chuckle out of me.

**Dimmauk** · 2012-05-02 11:00

I just want to say that I am never trolling, I'm actually this retarded.

**Dimmauk** · 2012-05-02 11:01

Idk, copy pasta the lines from a commercial is VERY original.

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-05-02 11:02

You are a beautiful and unique snowflake dim. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

**Alleya** · 2012-05-02 11:35

DEA abandons a 24 year old handcuffed in a holding cell for 5 days without food, water, or contact. Had to drink his own urine to survive, as well as the bag of meth that was left in the cell. DEA never charged him and refuses to apologize.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/05/0...ne-to-survive/

**Melena** · 2012-05-02 11:37

Well shit, if that is true, some heads are going to roll for that.

**Acevalefor** · 2012-05-02 11:37

From the public records in Lake Oswego, OR. This is a very rich suburb of Portland where people like Clyde Drexler, Danny Glover, and many other big name celebs have houses along with successful lawyers and doctors. It's incredibly fun to read the blotter here.

4/2/12 10:14 a.m. A mysterious-looking man and woman are driving through the Cervantes/Jefferson Parkway area, getting out of their car and walking up to several houses.
4/2/12 12:02 p.m. An ex-wife has stuck her ex-husband with a Comcast bill.
4/2/12 1:28 p.m. A tempestuous teen tossed a tangerine at a man who was up on a ladder cleaning gutters on Oak Street.
4/2/12 1:53 p.m. A large gray weimaraner dog keeps getting loose and going into a woman’s yard on Bernini Court.
4/2/12 2:26 p.m. A sister moving back into a sibling’s home has turned out to be a disaster. She is allegedly addicted to heroin, possibly has meth in her purse, and is the mother of a young child.
4/2/12 2:43 p.m. A resident of an apartment building on First Street got upset and rude with another resident whom he accused of vandalizing his motorcycle.
4/2/12 3:07 p.m. An ex-husband keeps coming to school to pick up his kids even when it is not his parenting time.
4/2/12 3:15 p.m. An ex-boyfriend keeps sending harassing text messages to his ex-girlfriend, even though she told him to stop.
4/2/12 4:56 p.m. A woman has constantly been chasing peacocks around the yards of her neighbors.
4/2/12 7:10 p.m. A juvenile took his backpack and skateboard and ran away from home.

These aren't police fails, but an example of the atrocious things that these poor police officers have to deal with. Can you imagine how hard it must be to be a cop in an affluent suburb?

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-02 11:38

Stop taking Perm seriously lmao.

Why is it nobody seems to understand this?

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-05-02 11:40

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/05/0...ne-to-survive/

Boo fucking hoo, I got caught doing blatantly illegal shit and they didn't treat me nice in jail! The fact the dude said he "allegedly found a bag of methamphetamine in the holding cell" lets me know the guy is full of shit.

**Yugl** · 2012-05-02 11:40

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Why is it nobody seems to understand this?

Because you house a terrorist. TRAITOR! WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?!

In all seriousness though, what the fuck is a house of weave anyways?

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-05-02 11:42

house of weave is the cheaper wal-mart version of the fineass perm. it's the dr. thunder to my dr. pepper.

**Dimmauk** · 2012-05-02 11:46

House of Weave sounds like a R & B group or a black beauty salon.

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-05-02 11:49

House of Weave would clearly serve orange and/or purple soda, not this dr. pepper/thunder nonsense.

**Jeryhn** · 2012-05-02 11:49

Originally Posted by Melena

What's the worst an internet tough guy like you can do to me, zip tie me? Get real.

Originally Posted by Melena

Just keep telling yourself your good enough to even sniff my jockstrap though boy.

lol

People responding seriously to Perm's trolling is fairly lulzworthy, particularly using his own tough guy strat back at him. Back in the day in Aery and shit, he'd do the same thing then too. Being in his LS and watching him make everyone else miserable was funny as hell.

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-05-02 11:52

Originally Posted by Jeryhn

lol

People responding seriously to Perm's trolling is fairly lulzworthy, particularly using his own tough guy strat back at him. Back in the day in Aery and shit, he'd do the same thing then too. Being in his LS and watching him make everyone else miserable was funny as hell.

I'd say his balls are probably pretty dry right now too. Get to work son.

**Alleya** · 2012-05-02 11:54

Originally Posted by Hirokei Kiaza

Boo fucking hoo, I got caught doing blatantly illegal shit and they didn't treat me nice in jail! The fact the dude said he "allegedly found a bag of methamphetamine in the holding cell" lets me know the guy is full of shit.

Yeah, trials and human rights are for sissies.

**jmc** · 2012-05-02 11:54

Originally Posted by Alleya

DEA abandons a 24 year old handcuffed in a holding cell for 5 days without food, water, or contact. Had to drink his own urine to survive, as well as the bag of meth that was left in the cell. DEA never charged him and refuses to apologize.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/05/0...ne-to-survive/

If that's true, could see a few agents getting charged. I don't see any federal officers getting off easy after the whole secret service shit.

However..... What are the odds this kid was having just a really bad trip? I just find it odd, he would randomly find a bag of drugs im a small holding cell he has been in for the past 3 to 4 days.

**Jeryhn** · 2012-05-02 11:55

Originally Posted by Hirokei Kiaza

I'd say his balls are probably pretty dry right now too. Get to work son.

ITT: Being amused at people getting trolled = dickriding.

lol, this thread was trollbait pages upon pages ago.

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