Ridiculous Police News (Specific events)

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-02 11:56

Because you house a terrorist. TRAITOR! WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?!

In all seriousness though, what the fuck is a house of weave anyways?

Long story short like three years ago a bunch of spam posters were lobbying to get my name changed to Brill Weave after I had posted several stories. Fast forward to this year's donation drive and Vandole used me as a propaganda device. People that donated got a Weave related title and my name was changed. I tried to count how many people had a weave title, I know it's over 20 but I don't know the exact number.

house of weave is the cheaper wal-mart version of the fineass perm. it's the dr. thunder to my dr. pepper.

I prefer to think of myself as the Mr. Pibb to your Dr. Pepper

And we only serve Fanta in the House.

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-05-02 12:00

Originally Posted by jmcgarrell

However..... What are the odds this kid was having just a really bad trip? I just find it odd, he would randomly find a bag of drugs im a small holding cell he has been in for the past 3 to 4 days.

Because it's more then likely bullshit lol. Dude was tripping balls and makes up nonsense about his holding cell. The "found methamphetamine in his cell" part should tell you everything you need to know. Gotta congratuale the guy though, makes a big bitch fest about it and every bleeding heart "bad word starting with f" within a 9001 mile radius wants to honor him like a hero.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-05-02 12:12

Originally Posted by Jeryhn

lol

People responding seriously to Perm's trolling is fairly lulzworthy, particularly using his own tough guy strat back at him. Back in the day in Aery and shit, he'd do the same thing then too. Being in his LS and watching him make everyone else miserable was funny as hell.

mah naga

**hey** · 2012-05-02 13:00

Originally Posted by Hirokei Kiaza

Boo fucking hoo, I got caught doing blatantly illegal shit and they didn't treat me nice in jail! The fact the dude said he "allegedly found a bag of methamphetamine in the holding cell" lets me know the guy is full of shit.

Holy shit, you are retarded.

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-05-02 13:18

Originally Posted by hey

Insert personal attack here to distract from the facts.

Yup. That's pretty much the course of action for these kinds of cases. A lot of you motherfuckas would make great defense lawyers lol.

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-05-02 13:26

Clearly when someone is arrested of illegal drug possession and firearms they need to be admitted into a five star Hilton hotel where they can magically find all the methamphetamine they need to refute the sky is blue.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-02 13:27

I love this thread.

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-05-02 13:28

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

I love this thread.

You better be super cereal on the poopdeck!

**hey** · 2012-05-02 13:30

Originally Posted by Hirokei Kiaza

Clearly when someone is arrested of illegal drug possession and firearms they need to be admitted into a five star Hilton hotel where they can magically find all the methamphetamine they need to refute the sky is blue.

That'd be nice, but definitely excessive. I mean, bare minimum, food and water should be provided. I don't think that's too much to ask for.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-02 13:31

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-05-02 13:54

Originally Posted by hey

That'd be nice, but definitely excessive. I mean, bare minimum, food and water should be provided. I don't think that's too much to ask for.

Such a shame he was never provided all that. Probably was in an intense arm wrestling match with King Kong while Adolf Hitler referee'd to even notice. Bear Grylls was obviously on the side telling him to stop being a bitch and drink his own piss. I'm sure this guy and Dora were pleasantly surprised when they found meth in Hyrule after two days of searching.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-02 14:43

lol.

**Howie Roary** · 2012-05-02 15:10

there's a whole lot of stupid up in here, but long before the reply to the holding cell, hirokei's commentary and jabbering has been the stupidest thing in here

perm's requote of the fake ass gangstas screaming couldn't have been better placed

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-05-02 15:32

lol.

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-05-02 15:34

Spam. Assemble!!!

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-05-02 15:37

**Howie Roary** · 2012-05-02 15:49

damn, 10 pages before someone called spam crewing?

and after my first post in this thread too, you got me man -- I totally read this entire thread start to finish only just now today

I'm gonna be so embarrassed when you show the link to this thread where perm was like HAY GUYS LOL these guys are so stupid and I came right over lickity split because of it (ignore the post from a couple days ago when Brill asked about a reference from this thread and I answered him)

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-05-02 15:56

Make a thread in spam to bitch and cry about it lol. Isn't that what you guys usually do anyways?

**Xno Kappa** · 2012-05-02 16:02

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**Xno Kappa** · 2012-05-02 16:03

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Lawyer said no.

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