Ridiculous Police News (Specific events)

[Yuri-G]

I was gonna say, fresh hot KK is basically crack so they weren't far off. although congealed cold KK is shit tier

[notorious bum]

You can essentially inhale those fuckers when they're fresh out the oven. I'd eat a dozen right now and welcome the sugar coma gladly.

[Melena]

Kk closest to me used to be 24hrs. I'd sometimes drive there at like 2am and grab a fresh dozen

[Roranora]

I ate a dozen at 2am once. They were crazy fresh. Only that one time though. I think I was 17.

[dasva]

Also surprised no one has said it yet... but certain level of irony of cops arresting someone over eating donuts. Like did he get the last ones and the cops were mad!?!

[Cail]

Also surprised no one has said it yet... but certain level of irony of cops arresting someone over eating donuts. Like did he get the last ones and the cops were mad!?!

[Salodin]

No one said it because it was too easy a joke. Like really guy what are you, 10?

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[Ghost_Wheel22]

An innocent man behind maple bars.

[Zetanio]

An innocent man behind maple bars.

See this is where you go with it.

Bravo.

[Melena]

No one said it because it was too easy a joke. Like really guy what are you, 10?

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Yeah don't you know BG never reaches for the low hanging fruit.

[Anoat]

My town has three Krispy Kremes, and one of the ladies that worked there let me in on their dirty secret. Only one of those stores actually bakes the donuts fresh, and the other two get theirs delivered on a truck and they warm them over in a convection oven. The horror.

[Gadritan]

I live about 30min from the original one. They remain da bestest.

[dasva]

Yeah don't you know BG never reaches for the low hanging fruit.

No I didn't. And now I know.

[arus2001]

No doubt they thought his story was full of holes.

[NynJa]

2/10

[jmc]

First of my almost 10 year career.

Responded to a person shot call, from playing Russian roulette. Can't make this shit up

[BaneTheBrawler]

darwinism.

play stupid games, win stupid prizes, etc.

[Dantrag]

First of my almost 10 year career.

Responded to a person shot call, from playing Russian roulette. Can't make this shit up

With a semi-auto?

[6souls]

Minneapolis police has enacted a new policy that requires a name attached to 911 calls and/or extended details of the crime before police will respond.

The MPD has encouraged dispatchers to obtain as much information from 911 callers as possible; asking them to get the caller’s name or relevant information. Callers can request to not be seen by a responding officer in order for them to feel more comfortable in calling in, and they can request to not be contacted for follow up. We are asking dispatchers to get caller’s names, if possible, in an attempt to sift through fictitious calls that may be used to entice officers to an area where their safety, and the safety of others, could be jeopardized.

http://www.citypages.com/news/minnea...-911/388830142
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2016/0...-911-protocol/
https://twitter.com/foxandfriends/st...66442104451072 - contains link to audio clip of the new exchange

[Kaslo]

Minneapolis police has enacted a new policy that requires a name attached to 911 calls and/or extended details of the crime before police will respond.



http://www.citypages.com/news/minnea...-911/388830142
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2016/0...-911-protocol/
https://twitter.com/foxandfriends/st...66442104451072 - contains link to audio clip of the new exchange

This might be most useful to combat swatting.