Goku vs. Hulk

**Greatguardian** · 2012-04-23 13:36

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

Flash controls time. Flash outraced death. Flash is op as fuck. Nothing can beat him if he used his head. Hulk has a retard-rage cap, after which he gets quiet and zen like. Oddly enough people only ever think of hulk in the "hulk smash" capacity. He has been shown to have great mental capacities.

Goku's instant transmission is faster than light. That motherfucker defies all known laws of physics. Because he travels faster than light, he does theoretically travel backwards in time. Not only that, but he's capable of warping between motherfucking dimensions. Oh hey, big bomb on the Earth? Warp to the fucking afterlife so that it doesn't kill anyone who matters.

Flash can outrace death. Goku has died like 500 times and does not give a fuck.

**Arvin** · 2012-04-23 13:36

hulk has died what, like never

**Arvin** · 2012-04-23 13:37

basically if you die you lose, and goku has 'died' how many times? thats losing

**Arvin** · 2012-04-23 13:37

that stupid reincarnation bullshit doesnt fly, ok

**Greatguardian** · 2012-04-23 13:39

He's buddhist okay, he can reincarnate as many times as he wants

**Arvin** · 2012-04-23 13:42

lol

***Blarg*** · 2012-04-23 14:14

Originally Posted by Arvin

basically if you die you lose, and goku has 'died' how many times? thats losing

he has died in a universe full of people who would make hulk cry like a bitch

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-04-23 14:31

Originally Posted by Blarg

he has died in a universe full of people who would make hulk cry like a bitch

Exactly.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-04-23 14:33

Hulk don't cry.

***Blarg*** · 2012-04-23 14:36

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Hulk don't cry.

after 5 hours of 'stop hitting yourself' from kid buu he would be crying for sure

**Elcura** · 2012-04-23 14:36

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Hulk don't cry.

He would in DBZ

**Howie Roary** · 2012-04-23 14:38

I never watched DBZ before except for goofy youtube clips meant to be funny, not actual episodes

how is DBZ not weeaboo? isn't all anime weeaboo by default? (and by anime I mean it was made in Japan, auto weeaboo, no?)

**Conrad** · 2012-04-23 14:39

if hulk cries isn't he just bruce banner then

**Howie Roary** · 2012-04-23 14:40

haven't you ever cried while mad?

**Howie Roary** · 2012-04-23 14:41

I mean, I haven't of course -- have you seen this chest hair?

**Conrad** · 2012-04-23 14:41

personally that would make me less mad

**Howie Roary** · 2012-04-23 14:42

you do bear a striking resemblance to that never-nude bruce banner

**Howie Roary** · 2012-04-23 14:42

seriously, what's with the jean shorts Bruce?

**Howie Roary** · 2012-04-23 14:44

**Conrad** · 2012-04-23 14:47

I have never worn jorts

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