Colbert at the Time 100

**Correction** · 2012-04-26 18:29

This probably got talked about in another thread, but idgaf

Clinton and Colbert at TIME 100

Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke is here tonight. Also an instant, instant feminist icon. Famously tested, testified before Congress, that Georgetown, a Catholic institution,should be required to provide insurance coverage for her birth control.

Now, TIME 100 honoree, his eminence Timothy Cardinal Dolan disagrees -- sir, lovely to see you again.

Of course, now some, some critics have said in response to this that if the Catholic church's insurance does not cover Sandra Fluke's birth control, it shouldn't cover Cardinal Dolan's Viagra.

Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, that's called celibacy plus. That's how the pros do it. Because chastity is one thing, but it shows true commitment to uphold your vows when you are sporting a crook you could hang a miter on. Oh, wow, see you at mass on Sunday, sir?

I was particularly excited to meet David Koch earlier tonight because I have a Super PAC, Colbert Super PAC, and I am -- thank you, thank you -- and I am happy to announce Mr. Koch has pledged $5 million to my Super PAC. And the great thing is, thanks to federal election law, there's no way for you to ever know whether that's a joke.

But perhaps the most influential person on the list is here, Sara Blakely. The inventor of the Spanx. Give it up.

No one, no one has done more to control women's bodies, except maybe Cardinal Dolan.

Cardinal, congratulations, sir, you are a feminist icon.

My lordy lord...

**Andalusian girls** · 2012-04-26 18:47

that man is incapable of giving a fuck

**Ksandra** · 2012-04-26 19:09

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...lupeeArR7HTexg

**Mazmaz** · 2012-04-26 19:42

Why is there so many commas?

**Mazmaz** · 2012-04-26 19:53

Is there a video of this shit or what

**Mrbeansman** · 2012-04-26 21:24

Originally Posted by Mazmaz

Is there a video of this shit or what

I could dig them up but Colbert's site is shit to navigate unlike the The Daily Shows.

**Niiro** · 2012-04-26 22:16

Originally Posted by Mazmaz

Why is there so many commas?

It's a transcript of a spoken dialogue, read them as you would pauses, interruptions, self-corrections, or repetitions for emphasis.

**Day** · 2012-04-26 22:27

commas hard yo

**Ragnus** · 2012-04-27 07:36

Holy fuck. lol

**Mazmaz** · 2012-04-29 19:38

Christ was a video ever found?

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