Battle of the Century! Who will win?

**Rhyis.** · 2012-04-30 19:30

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/...5447/Dance.gif

How does one acquire one of these?

**Howie Roary** · 2012-04-30 19:31

ask solanis

***Blarg*** · 2012-04-30 21:18

I know brill made that story up because I have learned by reading previous threads that a rooster would have dodged that kick easily and then killed you. There is no way that a human only weighing 20x that of a rooster would be able to win a fight so easily

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-01 11:47

I know brill made that story up because I have learned by reading previous threads that a rooster would have dodged that kick easily and then killed you. There is no way that a human only weighing 20x that of a rooster would be able to win a fight so easily

This is why I love you Blarg lol.

**Milkster** · 2012-05-01 11:49

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

I HAVE DEFEATED A ROOSTER!!!!! I'm not kidding. We just got back from Punta Cana Dominican Republic. Big ass rooster was in the middle of the walkway with a chicken at our resort. I was walking past, admittedly, stoned. Thing started cawing at me and following me. I tried to be the bigger man and walk away. But it kept following me. Then it actually jumped at me when I turned around. Like balls out claws in the air trying to hit me. I fucking soccer balled that son of a bitch in flip flops about ten feet. And kept walking. He was flopping around on the ground afterwards. Fuck birds. Now I need to find a goose/swan.

So in conclusion.

ME > ROOSTER

My wife was furious at me. But that could have been because I asked her to take pictures on her phone or take a video to post for BG. Her EXACT words:

"Your little Nintendo buddies are just going to have to do without."

Read this and thought of George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin.

**Qalbert** · 2012-05-01 12:41

Originally Posted by Milkster

Read this and thought of George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin.

read this and thought of Milkster needing to get the fuck out

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-01 12:53

cop thread in poop

Just got caught up on it. Holy shit that thread went berserk. I can't tell if MF is trying to troll everyone in there or not. Funny to read though.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-01 13:29

The exchanges between MF and Dim are awesome lol

**Howie Roary** · 2012-05-01 14:28

Originally Posted by Qalbert

read this and thought of Milkster needing to get the fuck out

disagree, but rofl

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-01 14:36

Yeah I stumbled onto that site a few weeks ago. Saved a bunch. Maybe there will be a new Alison sig every month!

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-01 15:08

The ones I saved are all pretty choice imo.

**Rhyis.** · 2012-05-01 16:11

http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2010/09/allison_brie.jpg

**Qalbert** · 2012-05-01 16:14

http://dk3rv6hblwrlz.cloudfront.net/...ns_health2.jpg

**Conrad** · 2012-05-01 16:32

Large areolas, 2/10 would not bang

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-01 17:07

You're dead to me.

**Qalbert** · 2012-05-01 17:09

http://www.bolevin.com/wp-content/up...ie-running.gif

**Darkslitter** · 2012-05-01 17:22

I always go with my cock

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