I woke up yesterday morning

**Demosthenes** · 2012-05-02 12:57

Originally Posted by Sera

This nigga

Not allowed to be rich without one.

**Howie Roary** · 2012-05-02 14:24

Originally Posted by Ksandra

Oh man, thank God for mine.no way was I going to bend onto a toilet those first few days with stitches in my vag. I had to get up a few times to wash the stitches and that was excruciating in itself.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

**Howie Roary** · 2012-05-02 14:25

Originally Posted by Sera

Got myself a gun

posted the vid already bb :3 (plus NIN and beatles)

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-05-02 14:26

Originally Posted by Sera

Got myself a gun

This must be awkward for Ryko.

**Howie Roary** · 2012-05-02 14:26

uh, or BADASS

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-05-02 14:27

It's over your head, Howie.

**Howie Roary** · 2012-05-02 14:28

I'm okay with not getting your references

**Cantih** · 2012-05-02 15:13

Originally Posted by Howie Roary

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Seriously.
Cracked did one of their lists, of the most horrible things that happen during a normal delivery.
Don't go read it.

**Howie Roary** · 2012-05-02 15:16

well I already knew that women crap themselves during pregnancy, but I have a thing about women and scars (and not in a Marilyn Manson I-find-scars-hot-and-unique way) and pretty much any operation on genitalia or wounding of same gives me the wi-- grosses me out

I don't even like tattoos on or around breasts, especially not on

**Qalbert** · 2012-05-02 15:17

not a fan of tats for tits?

**Howie Roary** · 2012-05-02 15:19

I hesitate to fully speak out because I think a spam poster or two has one, but yes, giant turn off

even nipple rings/piercings are annoying to me, because they make it seem as though they are never fully naked

**Howie Roary** · 2012-05-02 15:21

occaaaaaasionally the collarbone area can be ok, so long as the breasts themselves remain pristine and alabaster

a couple suicide girls have pulled it off well

**Cantih** · 2012-05-02 15:29

On that note, I'm somewhat curious as to the intersection of nipple piercings becoming more common, and breastfeeding.
Will it result in kids having this early subconscious pull towards having metal in their mouth, or will anything like that be overshadowed by the normal tendency of rugcrawlers to put damn near anything in their mouth.

**Shiroikage** · 2012-05-02 15:30

having an infant sucking on a piercing sounds like an absolutely unprecedented choking hazard
i have a feeling you remove them first

**Conrad** · 2012-05-02 15:30

I was tempted to just google "breastfeeding with nipple rings" but then realized I'm still at work and that should probably wait

**Howie Roary** · 2012-05-02 15:31

I don't plan on ever going downtown during their cycle because it smells and presumably tastes like a spoon

why you would feed your baby through something that tastes like a bad spoon is beyond me

**Howie Roary** · 2012-05-02 15:31

lol skirk

**Howie Roary** · 2012-05-02 15:32

yeah I want to google "women chest tattoos" but realized this would be a bad idea (I googled collar instead and got shite results)

**Conrad** · 2012-05-02 15:36

Originally Posted by Howie Roary

why you would feed your baby through something that tastes like a bad spoon is beyond me

babies deserve to drink the good spoons

**Howie Roary** · 2012-05-02 15:38

at least use a plastic piercing or something that doesn't taste like tin or aluminum

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