Kegels over the top.
Over the top!
I am a faggot.
Kegels over the top.
i was once told that liking your own status on facebook is like hi-fiving yourself, and this made me mad because i high five myself all the time and there is nothing weird about it
(I almost always hit like on everything)
RIGHT?
im egalitarian in my approach, I don't use the roll thing and make sure to alternate which end sits on the counter after i put it down. i also count the squares to make sure that on average i use both sides of the paper equally.
somewhere in this world there is a person who likes their toilet paper the opposite of you, likes their bacon the opposite of you and likes cats/dogs most which is the opposite of you. What would you do to this person if you met them?
i am assuming that you marry them because opposites attract
I am a human, not a magnet.
but your blood has iron in it which is magnetic
fucking magnets, how do they work