HiM DeLiVeR oN He pRoMiSeS

**Odon** · 2012-05-08 23:47

Also

http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content...ola-bottle.jpg

+

http://liquorama.biz/images/Absolut%20Vanilla%20750.gif

**Qalbert** · 2012-05-08 23:48

Originally Posted by Blarg

have you tried this vanilla thing yourself

I don't drink soda because I am too fat already/never really cared for it, outside of the occasional energy beverage.

***Blarg*** · 2012-05-08 23:49

ya, I'm sure you need a lot of energy to sit around and look ugly

***Blarg*** · 2012-05-08 23:49

that was mean

***Blarg*** · 2012-05-08 23:50

I only meant half of that

**Odon** · 2012-05-08 23:50

I can vouch on the vanilla extract + coke thing, but I think a bottle of extract would be way way too much. I only put a few of drops in a glass filled with coke and that was plenty.

**Abandon** · 2012-05-09 02:21

Originally Posted by Ragnell

Is the shit you guys get on ships really that bad? or Is it that you're away from home so long? or both?

This shit we have onboard isn't BAD, but after a while, it gets fucking old and you just want something new. The biggest part of it is, everyone gets into a daily routine, be it standing watch somewhere on the ship, or the daily grind of office work (i do both, fucking ship could burn), or just the constant being out to sea without seeing land (3 weeks and counting). The smallest things can seriously brighten your day, and mail day is usually followed up with big grins and shared candy and other shit, because maybe someone received a bigass box of their favorite candy from home and wants to share it with other guys; some receive a new game in the mail, and everyone hauls ass to go take turns playing it on the nearest TV (I suck at tekken vs street fighter, btw, but still fun nonetheless) . Guys get important mail from home forwarded to them.... some guys get the first taken pictures of a baby their wife just had, some get financial shit they've been anxiously waiting around for, and some get boxes full of stupid shit that friends back home or from the intarwebz sent as a gesture of goodwill. The little things make the biggest impact. I've seen guys go from "seriously, my chief says one more thing to me, and you'll be flying me to a brig" to "oh shit, i got pics of my new daughter, AND she sent me Mass Effect 3! Y'all wanna go play it?!"

/sentimental Abandon off

**Abandon** · 2012-05-09 02:23

Originally Posted by Antithesis

I wonder if I can send Abandon a Blow-Pop cake with a hooker inside. She's got more Blow-Pops in her vagina.

You're the worst present-sender ever. Bitch ass

**Abandon** · 2012-05-09 02:23

Originally Posted by Antithesis

I wonder if I can send Abandon a Blow-Pop cake with a hooker inside. She's got more Blow-Pops in her vagina.

You're the worst present-sender ever. Bitch ass

**Sera** · 2012-05-09 12:03

Originally Posted by Kohan

If you ever need anything, Abandon, consider this my promise: I have no problem trying to skirt the USPS's shipping regulations to send such things to members of the Armed Forces.

She's doing HER part!

cue Starship Troopers-style PSA video

**Conrad** · 2012-05-09 12:36

I'm doing my part too!

**shepardG** · 2012-05-09 13:05

Much love to my semen brothers on float, what port are you out of abandon?

**Ragnell** · 2012-05-09 13:13

Originally Posted by Abandon

This shit we have onboard isn't BAD, but after a while, it gets fucking old and you just want something new. The biggest part of it is, everyone gets into a daily routine, be it standing watch somewhere on the ship, or the daily grind of office work (i do both, fucking ship could burn), or just the constant being out to sea without seeing land (3 weeks and counting). The smallest things can seriously brighten your day, and mail day is usually followed up with big grins and shared candy and other shit, because maybe someone received a bigass box of their favorite candy from home and wants to share it with other guys; some receive a new game in the mail, and everyone hauls ass to go take turns playing it on the nearest TV (I suck at tekken vs street fighter, btw, but still fun nonetheless) . Guys get important mail from home forwarded to them.... some guys get the first taken pictures of a baby their wife just had, some get financial shit they've been anxiously waiting around for, and some get boxes full of stupid shit that friends back home or from the intarwebz sent as a gesture of goodwill. The little things make the biggest impact. I've seen guys go from "seriously, my chief says one more thing to me, and you'll be flying me to a brig" to "oh shit, i got pics of my new daughter, AND she sent me Mass Effect 3! Y'all wanna go play it?!"

/sentimental Abandon off

Sounds like jail

**Abandon** · 2012-05-10 02:23

Originally Posted by shepardG

Much love to my semen brothers on float, what port are you out of abandon?

Homeported in Mayport/ Jacksonville, but about to transfer to Okinawa. Gotta be there by the end of July.

Also, fuck Somalian pirates, this heat is for the fucking birds. Now I see why africans are dark as shit, and I'm somewhat grateful that the white man found it necessary to take the darkies to a much cooler climate.

**Abandon** · 2012-05-10 02:24

Originally Posted by Ragnell

Sounds like jail

nah. don't get paid in prison. Also, port visits are where it's at. Oman was pretty cool, once you got past the taxi drivers trying to hustle the shit out of you.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-11 10:02

So angry.

I like it

**Charismatic** · 2012-05-11 10:03

You cleary don't know what angry looks like... but you are right to like what you see there.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-11 10:11

I just want to see more of it.

**shepardG** · 2012-05-11 12:09

Thread title looks fine to me

**Ragnell** · 2012-05-11 12:18

can we clone kohan? Seriously I need one

Thread: HiM DeLiVeR oN He pRoMiSeS

Thread Tools

Similar Threads

calls me on the phone, tells me all the ways he's gonna mess me up

Latest Threads

Up & Coming Threads

Hottest Threads