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  1. 2012-05-05 13:42 #21
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    half of these women can murder me all day
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    nevermind i just got to page 2

    1/4 of these women can murder me all day

    edit: 1/7
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    I enjoy that they all identify as "Christian."
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    Reason for incarceration: Manufacturing a controlled substance

    "I am looking for a friend who doesn't see my incarceration as a character flaw, accepts my country accent as just another part of me, and who realizes my pretty face is not the only thing I have to offer."

    yes, she also offers meth
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heavencloud View Post
    I enjoy that they all identify as "Christian."
    see: http://meet-an-inmate.com/

    lmfao
  6. 2012-05-05 13:50 #26
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    I'm guessing the ones they don't list reasons for probably has to do with prostitution.
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    I'm guessing that they just didn't put it on their profile
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    come on guys, im sure these are all really nice women who just had a teeny slip up and now they

    nevermind i got nothing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Yes.



    Oh you think I value your opinion?

    Half of those girls on that list would be hit on by most of the guys on this board. You guys have busted e-nuts all over Airenn... Let's stop with the posturing.
    Care to expand, the crime alone and in of itself isn't an offense that warrants any kind of prison time. Most of the time, not even jail time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    Care to expand, the crime alone and in of itself isn't an offense that warrants any kind of prison time. Most of the time, not even jail time.
    injury/shitty lawyer/previous record
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    The #2 girl (in for Second-degree murder):

    "I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy."

    The guy must have been a saint (or maybe she had a shitty lawyer) because if the victim had any blemishes, the jury would have acquitted her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    shitty lawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by Ryany View Post
    shitty lawyer
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    Did a little research, Class D felony (which still doesn't usually get prison time) in some states. Must have been a hell of a confluence of events.
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    I kinda dig #5 but man dem bitches look crazy

    and #57 major w t f
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    Reason for Incarceration: Burglary, Assault

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryany View Post
    The #2 girl (in for Second-degree murder):

    "I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy."

    The guy must have been a saint (or maybe she had a shitty lawyer) because if the victim had any blemishes, the jury would have acquitted her.
    Bitch is off her rocker. You can almost see the chicks right eye twitching involuntarily. Lawyer should've pleaded temporary insanity.
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    inb4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    Bitch is off her rocker. You can almost see the chicks right eye twitching involuntarily. Lawyer should've pleaded temporary insanity.
    as long as she agrees to murder me with her tits, i am ok with this

    she would also probably be ok with this
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    Maybe that's how it was done with the first dude. Titty smother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    Maybe that's how it was done with the first dude. Titty smother.
    exactly, isnt second degree somewhat tangential? maybe she fell asleep on top of the guy
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