The 50+ Hottest Women Currently in Prison

[Mertron]

her tits look fake so maybe they count as concealed weapons

[Rhyis.]

exactly, isnt second degree somewhat tangential? maybe she fell asleep on top of the guy

That'd be manslaughter. 2nd degree means intent to kill without forethought (or so Law & Order tells me). So during a fight sometime she snapped and shoved the dudes face in her tits until he suffocated.

[Mertron]

am i a bad person for looking her up on meetaninmate?

Race: White
Date of Birth: 7-26-91
Release Date: 12-21-2020
Height: 5'4"
Religion:
Do you smoke? Yes
Would you like letters from both sexes? Men
Education: 10th grade
Occupation before prison: Student
Activities in prison: School

she gets out in 8 years, IM THERE

[Tajin]

Can get married and do the whole visit thing.

[Titanss]

and give her money while she is in there

[Mertron]

lol, you guys should check out their profiles on meetaninmate.com for more lulz, they have more information

like this:

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/carmen-11619.jpg
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies...n-11619sec.jpg

Education: GED
Occupation before prison: Dancer (exotic)

:D

[Mertron]

she can also get it

and she gets out in two years, i can mess with her for a while then wait 6 more years for jack the tit ripper to get out

[Titanss]

get ready for a shock when(if) you visit them in jail, they are gonna be looking tore up from the floor up

[Mertron]

man theres a lot of hot women in jail, i should go kill someone

[Titanss]

I'm glad jails are coed

[Mertron]

I'm glad jails are coed

there you go being all serious

[Titanss]

nah, some are you just can't see the bitches because they are on a different floor. but everytime you see em you will see tits or ass or vag, it's p cool

[ronin sparthos]

lol

#30
Reason for incarceration: Felony Hit and Run, Assault, Robbery

"I'm a good girl who got caught the only time I did anything wrong, and the book thrown at me."

Which was the only time? The assault, robbery or the hit and run?

#45

Reason for incarceration: Manslaughter I

"I want to meet people who have topics of interest, who will talk about more than just sex."

Sure, we can talk about manslaughter. A real icebreaker.

#49

"I'm a classic lady with no bad habits like drinking or gambling. I only curse when I'm nervous, I'm working on that."

She sounds... normal. Until the nervous fits turn out to be murderous intents coated in a barrage of profanity.

[TacoTaru]

I originally skipped over this thread, but fucking lol. Also, A+ post there, Ronin.

[Francisco]

The very last one makes it sound like some shit is about to go down.

"A man who will offer assistance and support in any way I need."

Like $50,000 cash, a charter jet out of the country and a new identity.

[Drex]

#35
Reason for Incarceration: Armed Robbery
"I'm a sweet Southern Georgia peach who is looking to find that someone special or just make a new friend."

#37
Reason for incarceration: Producing child pornography
"I am wanting to finish my education. I spend my spare time painting or drawing portraits. I spend my evenings reading true crime or Wiccan books."

#42
"I hope I have piqued your interest as I do look forward to hearing from you and exploring every aspect of our new acquaintance. Have a nice day. No prisoners/inmates please."

Thanks for the laughs!

[Melena]

Surprised no one commented about # 15

"I have many interests both appropriate and unmentionable."

[Darkslitter]

Reason for Incarceration: Murder

"I’m a very journalistic person. I enjoy growing a personal bond through correspondence. I love to be presentable at all times. Impressions are everlasting."

Wut...some of this is pretty depressing though

[jmc]

Surprised no one commented about # 15

"I have many interests both appropriate and unmentionable."

Wow, I did not even catch that! Lmfao

[Darkslitter]

"I'm very loyal, honest, and don't play with peoples emotions, heart, or feelings. My intentions are good and I have no hidden agenda. Shit it what it is...I love stars, glitter, and the color blue."

LOL what?!