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  1. #81
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    I am perplexed as to why you felt the need to ask for our approval when you were going to go a certain course of action anyway.

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    Because internets.


    Also, bitch probably deserved to lose her job, but not over this. How the hell do you forget shoes?

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    I'm wondering why he had to lie about how shitty she was to her boss if he was so sure of himself being right in the first place.

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    Cause he thought he did something good, and wanted praise.

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    Wondering if alt is regretting posting this yet lol.

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    He doesn't regret posting any of the terrible topics he's made cause he keeps doing it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brill Weave View Post
    Wondering if alt is regretting posting this yet lol.
    im betting no cuz hes a moron

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    Obviously not, the dude has a pretty shitty record of posting elaborately stupid shit. Cheating girlfriends, demons, and waitresses, his life is full of dumb fuckery that blames everyone else but himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shepardG View Post
    Cause he thought he did something good, and wanted praise.
    This is what I don't understand though.

    Alt: Hey guys, I was a moron and forgot shoes and this waitress threw me out of a restaurant. I am really mad. Am I right to be mad?
    BG: Well, she sounds like a douchebag, but she was right and you were wrong because those are the rules.
    Alt: Haha I got her fired, look at how awesome I am!

    Why expect praise when the majority of people sided with the waitress? I suppose I shouldn't expect much from a guy who doesn't understand how hospital booties work.

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    im betting no cuz hes a moron
    I have no idea why I found this so fucking funny but I just burst out laughing.

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    It's not his fault demons are after him. We just pick someone at random and begin the haunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Talint View Post
    Why expect praise when the majority of people sided with the waitress? I suppose I shouldn't expect much from a guy who doesn't understand how hospital booties work.
    I think most people were just against alt than with the waitress. She clearly deserved to be fired (wtf disconnecting the phone for an hour and a half), but alt was even worse.

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    did he ever tell the story about why he thinks demons were after him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrthnoth View Post
    No shirts, no shoes, no service. Private establishments are allowed to serve or not-serve whoever they want?

    If you hated it, don't go back.
    Than no pants is ok! Wewt.


    My opinion on the matter....

    I was a waitress for... too long. Over 5 years is too long, yeah. Anyway, where I worked, there was no way you could get away with being even the slightest bit sarcastic or rude to the customer. They had complaint cards and there's a drop box if people are determined to make sure it gets read by a manager. Or they can just go up to the guy personally since there's always one walking around on the floor. It really sucked, especially when the customers were being complete assholes and they would find absolutely the most idiotic and tiny things to complain about. Here's a list...

    1. "My straw is bent," (or) "the end of my straw is sealed and I'm too stupid to pinch it to make it a hole."
    2. "There's not enough ice in my drink," (or) "there's too much ice in my drink."
    3. "My pizza is greasy." (It's pizza...)
    4. "It's too loud." (You're in a busy restaurant..)
    5. "It's cold in here." (Wear more clothes.)
    6. "Your restaurant is the reason people in oklahoma are fat." (No, people are fat because they stuff their faces. -.-; I've only heard this once, but I still can't believe she said that.)

    Anyway, number one rule about serving people, no matter what they say or do, ALWAYS BE AS NICE AS FUCKING POSSIBLE. Leave it up to the manager to be the asshole. It's his job. I seriously have had moments where I wanted to punch a customer.

    One time I walked up to a table of mine and a woman was in the middle of a conversation with her kids, and when I approached she said "Speaking of nappy hair.." at which point I wanted to crack her in the mouth with my fist. In stead, I spit in her drinks. That and putting super hot habinero salsa into the regular salsa is the most I'd ever do.

    Another time a customer got mad at me for asking to many questions. She even told the Manager, at which point he came to talk to me and said "She's mad because ya asked too many questions. Good job! You're doing your job. Unfortunately she wants a different waitress." .... I'm a server, I have to ask you the fucking questions in order to get you what you fucking want. -.-; Stupid stingy bitch.

    In the end the worse thing a customer can do to you is either try to get you fired, in which case it usually doesn't work, or they wont tip you. It sucks but there's worse things. As a server I think I hated my managers and the owners of the restaurant the most because they were narrow minded greedy hater bastards.

    I really hope I never have to serve tables ever again.

    Anyway, in my opinion, the OP and the old waitress lady were both in the wrong. You should have spoken with the manager right away in stead of getting in a bitch fest with the waitress. In that case, if he told you to leave, then you should have. If not, then you would have gotten your food and the server would have gotten a slap on the wrist. The end. Less trouble and drama.

    Next time don't wear any pants. There's no signs about refusing service for not wearing pants.
    And it would be funnier.

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    One of my friends literally will not go anywhere wearing shoes if she can get away with it and yet she still manages to put proper shoes on when entering a restaurant and doesn't make it a thing.

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    So we don't get to see you try to explain why you keep forgetting to wear shoes everywhere?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    Lol@ title
    Should make the thread title his title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    did he ever tell the story about why he thinks demons were after him?
    I'm still waiting on this one.

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    Clearly his ex-girlfriend died and fucked some demon dude who haunts him and steals his shoes. They're after his retardtanium.

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    OP not going to respond back since we all calling him out...dumbass no one cares about your threads

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