Learning experience tier list

[Blarg]

Top Tier:
In grade 8 this 9th grade girl with big tits just ran up some stairs to get to the computer class we were in and she grabbed my hand and told me to feel her heartbeat. I genuinely thought she wanted me to feel her heartbeat and didn't realize I could have probably banged her until a year later.

High Tier:
Many moons ago I hurt my back pretty bad but didn't get it properly checked out and just stopped playing soccer for a few months to let it heal and now I don't know if I have actual damage or if I'm all good. I should have found out for realz back then.

Mid Tier:
My first boob touch was from a dare but I was pretty nervous so I just placed a flat hand on her boob (and it was a nice large boob) instead of cupping it and potentially leading to something else by giving her a nice grab to demonstrate my value as a manchild.

Low Tier:
I spent a year working and hating mornings before I learned about coffee. I could have saved myself a lot of yawns and heavy head syndrome had I known earlier.

Lower Tier:
I was in some smart person program in elementary (I was so bored/adhd/blah blah smart kid shit) and I had to go to our meeting thing right when I was about to watch The Land Before Time with the class and it was one of the sequels that I hadn't seen before.

Lowerest Tier:
Yesterday I could have spent like 30 cents extra and got a meal deal (fries/drink) instead of just the 2 taco's but I didn't realize it until later.

[Abandon]

your top and mid tier failures make me question you as a man.

[Blarg]

boob touching was a confusing part of my childhood

[Galkaeater]

I touched a boob once but sand fell out, I haven't touched one since.

[Abandon]

That's unfortunate

[thetruepandagod]

Top tier: not fucking an SE GM, and instead getting banned because of her woman rage.
Top tier: Never doing therapy for my shoulder, fuck life lasting injuries ruining my god damn chest and shoulder days.

High tier: not fucking every single girl that wanted me in high school

Mid tier: losing my sweet sweet tan

low tier: not accepting a role in a movie because i thought i was too shy to act.

Lowest tier: Leaving a drunk girl in my bed and going to the gym leaving her alone tonight

[Titanss]

this is a good list, if i don't go back to jail when I see my po at 845 when i get back ill make one

[Titanss]

your life regrets are horrible btw blarg

[Tajin]

Middle tier: Not going out to swin as much as I should.
Low tier: not banging as many hot chix as I coulda / shoulda.
Lowest tier: Not banging enough times the girls I banged.

[tyven]

thinking about my regrets makes me want to dive out of a window.

[Callisto]

top tier: left reasonably attractive girl who was probably marriage material for a hotter girl, hotter girl leaves me for my roommate and ruins a good chunk of my life, reasonably attractive girl becomes motivated to take care if herself and pursue her dreams to spite me, is now way hotter than when we dated and makes twice as much money as me

mid tier: played too much ffxi, stopped showing up to work on time, got fired, was unable to pay for college without job, forced to drop out

low tier: didn't see a doctor when my body first started bad signs, am now a walking infirmary with no insurance

[tyven]

mine is dotted with far too many abortions

[Callisto]

mine is dotted with far too many abortions

including your own

[Demosthenes]

Zero regrets in life. Feels good man.

[tyven]

including your own

ZING

[tyven]

Zero regrets in life. Feels good man.

denial is a river in egypt

[Charismatic]

I'm sure I've regret some decisions I've made at some time or another but I can't say any of them were major enough for them to come to mind now.
Perhaps later I will be able to form a tier list of sorts.

[Demosthenes]

denial is a river in egypt

Okay, but I still have none.

[Chun Liroy]

I don't live life with regrets, it's all good

[Chun Liroy]

Top tier regret: That I have bone-itis