Learning experience tier list

[Mertron]

I listed a regret as not getting a meal deal.

and

[Mertron]

shits tragic

[Howie Roary]

no wonder you don't regret it, it pulls da bitches

it shows a certain confidence in my testosterone that I can pull a chick while wearing a dress (and have 4 milfs, hot ones, comment on how they liked my hose), but the sucking bit, not sure how much mileage that gets, I just tell gf's all my skeletons as par for the course

[Titanss]

just more stories for the kids

[Howie Roary]

I tell other stories for my pick up lines

I don't do pickup lines but I use a lot of humour, general flirtiness and playfulness, and throw in various music and culture references and figure out how much we have in common

usually aphex twin and belle & sebastian is enough to get in their panties

[Mertron]

hes probably on to something; i tell women all the time i have not sucked a dick and it hasnt gotten me anywhere

[Howie Roary]

just more stories for the kids

you chase chicks with kids?

[Titanss]

I don't do pickup lines but I use a lot of humour, general flirtiness and playfulness, and throw in various music and culture references and figure out how much we have in common

usually aphex twin and belle & sebastian is enough to get in their panties

bitches dig confidence. tell em you're in love with em right off the bat, that always makes the panties drop

[Titanss]

you chase chicks with kids?

now think about that for a second, that would be a pain in the ass. little fuckers running around being all loud and shit

[Blarg]

I generally pick girls up by the waist

[Titanss]

blarg does the Patrick Swayze move in Dirty Dancing right off the rip, that gets em wet quicklike

[Blarg]

be careful to not lift them up into a ceiling fan

[Blarg]

unless you want them unconscious in which case lift them up into a ceiling fan

[Howie Roary]

ehwat? I hold out on L card til I mean it, not once have I used it for personal gain knowingly (ie lied) that just sounds like asking for latina level rage

[Howie Roary]

now think about that for a second, that would be a pain in the ass. little fuckers running around being all loud and shit

ok I read your phrase too literally, stories for your eventual kids? the last remaining interpretation is really not so gewd

[Titanss]

ehwat? I hold out on L card til I mean it, not once have I used it for personal gain knowingly (ie lied) that just sounds like asking for latina level rage

do it with humor and charm, and tell them they are the most beautiful girl you have seen in the last hr

[Titanss]

ok I read your phrase too literally, stories for your eventual kids? the last remaining interpretation is really not so gewd

yes buddy, I ment stories for your children

[Blarg]

I go up to them and say 'girl, you are the hottest 6/10 I have ever seen'

[Kiarax]

What is that naked dude move in HIMYM. I am just gonna start doing that, bound to work eventually.

[Howie Roary]

I once started flirting with a chick in my building I had seen around. I was working nights so didn't see her often, she lived on my floor and we were both waiting by the elevator to do laundry down in the basement laundry room. The room had 3 machines, we each had 2 baskets.

"Laundry huh?" We both knew there was 1 load too many. "I'll fightcha for it "

she laughed, and instead of going upstairs to wait while her stuff went through the wash we chilled talking on the couch downstairs. Saw her a month later and said Hello, calling her by name. she appreciated that I met her name, having met her once


things didn't pan out, as she wasn't looking for anything but we chilled a few times at her place and went for some walks but yeah, one of the funniest intro's I can recall