Learning experience tier list

[Blarg]

did you steal a pair of panties?

[Howie Roary]

no, but I looked down her shirt once

[Titanss]

I liked this one time when I was in a dirty, scandalous bar and there was table full of VERY fine bitches that obviously didn't belong there, maybe they got lost or some shit, anyway I look at my nigs and say I'll handle this, walk up xanaxd out and I think I spilled every drink on the table over (there might have been one glass left standing). Player shit right there son, take some notes


Their faces were epic, shit went all over em

[Chun Liroy]

I loved that story titanss, lmao

[Titanss]

Pissing fine bitches off is funny

[Titanss]

Every bitch in the bar was like a 2-3 tops (barfly, alcoholic hos) these bitches were like 8 and 9s

[Howie Roary]

well that was not the ending I expected rofl

[Chun Liroy]

Did I tell you guys about how Dubstep broke music for me for a full 24 hours. Fucking club played dubstep for like 45 mintues after playing really good music, the entire next day was the first day in a loooooooong time that I didn't listen to music nor want to listen to music. All the white girls couldn't dance either, like wtf.

[Chun Liroy]

TYVEN I SEE YOU THERE LURKING. ARE YOU UPDATE ON YOUR BLAX MUSIC? I NEED TO CATCH UP

[Titanss]

I didn't know you wanted to hear the happy endings

[Howie Roary]

Did I tell you guys about how Dubstep broke music for me for a full 24 hours. Fucking club played dubstep for like 45 mintues after playing really good music, the entire next day was the first day in a loooooooong time that I didn't listen to music nor want to listen to music. All the white girls couldn't dance either, like wtf.

likely you were listening to brostep (skrillex type stuff) and that stuff is mad hard to dance to. The only rhythm I could find to it was to actually dance outside the fkng 300 bpm and focus more on the low throbbing sounds. I probably looked more like a tripped out metal head than a raver or whoever else would dance to 200+ bpm

if you can't dance to real dubstep then I can't help you there broski, that stuff is duplo to dance to

[Howie Roary]

I didn't know you wanted to hear the happy endings

gay

and nah, I like to hear successes. Who knows, maybe I steal a good line

[Chun Liroy]

Nah, i'm talking about before that, when he was playing hip hop etc. When they put on dubstep I immediately sat down. I don't dance to dubstep because it's fucking retarded, and I have to be really drunk to dance in the first place, let alone to some music I can't even vibe to.

[Titanss]

gay

and nah, I like to hear successes. Who knows, maybe I steal a good line

fuck man you know what's up. be funny, cute, make her laugh (the hook is set when you make that bitch laugh), get over that initial awkward first moment with something witty. Only talk about her, in fact make the entire conversation about her, it's a fucking headache i know. Don't say jack shit about yourself. Act interested

[Howie Roary]

I can't dance to 80s music, of all things. it's too medium tempo.

I danced like a mf-ing work out to this song a month ago, first time hearing too:



the first 30s are a bit slow, at :45 it gets hype and the bass at :54 made me eargasm..

[Howie Roary]

fuck man you know what's up. be funny, cute, make her laugh (the hook is set when you make that bitch laugh), get over that initial awkward first moment with something witty. Only talk about her, in fact make the entire conversation about her, (it's a fucking headache i know), don't say jack shit about yourself. Act interested

I'm good about remembering little things they say. If you can ever get a girl to look at you with a pleased/confused/wtf/impressed look because you were actually paying attention and remembered a detail from way back when from a conversation, you're good

[Titanss]

I'm good about remembering little things they say. If you can ever get a girl to look at you with a pleased/confused/wtf/impressed look because you were actually paying attention and remembered a detail from way back when from a conversation, you're good

I'd have to take notes to remember what they say. Pour compliments on the bitch, drown her in that shit. Everything from she smells perfect, to her fucking hair is perfect. Fuck you look sexy in those jeans (substitute cuss words for the appropriate bitch). Just when you think those eyes are getting big and the bitch is going, throw more bullshit her way to secure the win

[Deejay]

all of my regrets are school related, but if i get this new job they're going to pay for me to finish my bachelors so it might work out

i regret not fucking a few girls when i had the chance but now i've got a dope ass gf so its all good

i used to have a shit ton of regrets about a year ago but they're all starting to work out so i'm back to not giving a fuck

[Mertron]

i regret choosing to be an eagles fan

[Titanss]

i regret choosing to be an eagles fan

never regret that