Pet Tier List

[Chun Liroy]

This nigga has some shit tier pets

[Howie Roary]

Any list that doesn't have dogs at the top is a failure. They are domesticated to an obedient degree, and evolved to observe us and aspire to please us. The bitter ones were fucked over by shitty people, much like how bitter people can say the same.

Cats? Cats are only cuddly and obedient if you get a slow and most likely mildly retarded one. It's the luck of the draw rather than the norm.

Now, I understand that you think you're entitled to your opinion, and you are. You can like cats all fucking day, but you can't say they're better pets, unless you're calling yourself a useless, lazy person who doesn't really want to interact with and actively love something. If you want a fucking cabinet ornament, buy a statue or something. You'll have to dust it less often than you'll have to change a litter box, and it won't eat food.

Cats are inferior to dogs, and will forever be.

cats are so much more cleanly than dogs by and large

I really used to dislike dogs (especially the goddamn yappers, or the bark at night low BROWR BROWR BROWR ones as blarg mentioned) and so many of them shed, and generally their poop is worse than cats

I really like pugs though, my brother has 3 pure breds (+ currently 4 puppies) and so I have developed an affection for dogs (my friend's jack is awesome) but I grew up with cats, never smelled them, and if they ever got messy they sat there and licked themselves until they were clean. Dogs notsomuch. Maybe it's bad owners or something, but I feel like I can always identify a dog owner's living space by its smell, that's disgusting. Cats don't smell, their litters do, and that's the owner's fault. (my roomate did have a fat depressed cat who couldn't reach his own ass though, that's disgusting and I've never seen it since).

I grew up with lovable cats, that would generally let you pet them, and would rub against your leg etc and come lay on your lap. it's only since I've gotten older and not owned pets that I've seen what standoffish dicks cats can be. I've never met a standoffish dog, shy sure, but never high and mighty bs that some cats have, so there's that.


as for the bolded statement, cannot cosign, but I will say that pugs are better than all but the loving, clean cats (and maybe even better than some of those) but I'd take a clean standoffish cat over a friendly but loud and disgusting smelling dog (I've never owned one, so maybe they're not supposed to stink)

[Howie Roary]

as for tiers:

top tier: pugs, a good cat, my friend's jack, my old dead big dumb dog Jasper with the massive skull (we were house-sitting, technically not mine) that got hit by a bus, I miss you;;

maybe: rabbit, a clean standoffish cat

cute but smelly: gerbils, ferrets, most dogs that I've met

interesting but nah: snakes, spiders

boring: fish, birds

colenzo tier: labs which one is in when they are needed

GET THE FUCK OUT: anything that scratches or bites, yaps, barks too loud and sudden, attacks your feet when they move under the blankets when you try to sleep, bathrooms where they're not supposed to, attacks children, destroys neighbors' expensive shrubs, chews xbox controllers or limited edition valuables etc

oh and unrealistic but THAT WOULD BE SO COOL: a polar bear, an elephant, an orangutan, a friendly tiger, a rhesus monkey ummm... or a super smart crime fighting talking animal that would be my best friend and never leave me

[Linliel]

Yeah, I've met some super stinky dogs in my life. Our dogs were always outdoor only dogs so any smells weren't a problem. Sadly I've been in oblivious dog owners houses which have smelled super doggy, I guess they must get used to it? I'd be super paranoid if I had an indoor dog!

[Rocl]

cats as anything but bottom tier proves to me everything you've posted is wrong

[Demosthenes]

cats are so much more cleanly than dogs by and large

I really used to dislike dogs (especially the goddamn yappers, or the bark at night low BROWR BROWR BROWR ones as blarg mentioned) and so many of them shed, and generally their poop is worse than cats

I really like pugs though, my brother has 3 pure breds (+ currently 4 puppies) and so I have developed an affection for dogs (my friend's jack is awesome) but I grew up with cats, never smelled them, and if they ever got messy they sat there and licked themselves until they were clean. Dogs notsomuch. Maybe it's bad owners or something, but I feel like I can always identify a dog owner's living space by its smell, that's disgusting. Cats don't smell, their litters do, and that's the owner's fault. (my roomate did have a fat depressed cat who couldn't reach his own ass though, that's disgusting and I've never seen it since).

I grew up with lovable cats, that would generally let you pet them, and would rub against your leg etc and come lay on your lap. it's only since I've gotten older and not owned pets that I've seen what standoffish dicks cats can be. I've never met a standoffish dog, shy sure, but never high and mighty bs that some cats have, so there's that.


as for the bolded statement, cannot cosign, but I will say that pugs are better than all but the loving, clean cats (and maybe even better than some of those) but I'd take a clean standoffish cat over a friendly but loud and disgusting smelling dog (I've never owned one, so maybe they're not supposed to stink)

I think cleanliness is up to the owners not the animal. I bathe my cat (and dogs when I had them), there is no reason for anyone not to bathe their animals on the reg. I have also been in some houses where you knew the owner had cats right away. It is a rancid smell. I also dislike pugs and a lot of smaller dogs, but that might be because most people are terrible and give little dogs "Small dog syndrome".

[Howie Roary]

I think cleanliness is up to the owners not the animal. I bathe my cat (and dogs when I had them), there is no reason for anyone not to bathe their animals on the reg. I have also been in some houses where you knew the owner had cats right away. It is a rancid smell. I also dislike pugs and a lot of smaller dogs, but that might be because most people are terrible and give little dogs "Small dog syndrome".

that rancid smell is urine, and that's on the honus of the owners, generally means they only refill the litter and don't clean it out with hot water. The other likelihood is a male cat has been spraying, again: poor choices of the owners

[Deejay]

My favorite and first dog was a pug but i don't know if i'd ever get another one. I REALLY want a puggle but fuck paying for a designer dog

[Chun Liroy]

My favorite and first dog was a pug but i don't know if i'd ever get another one. I REALLY want a puggle but fuck paying for a designer dog

Don't ever get a Jug, shit is fucking terrible.

[Demosthenes]

DAT FLUSHABLE KITTY LITTER!

[Deejay]

Don't ever get a Jug, shit is fucking terrible.

I never said I was getting one now.

And both of my pugs were the shit. Only small dog you'll ever see me walking down a street with.

[Ragnell]

DAT DOG POOPING/PEEING OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE!

[Ragnell]

Also from what I understand dogs can use litterboxes as well

[Demosthenes]

Also from what I understand dogs can use litterboxes as well

No shit.

[Howie Roary]

Also from what I understand dogs can use litterboxes as well

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nah

[Rhyis.]

It's funny because pets shit in a litterbox.

[Howie Roary]

lol you poop in a bowl of water with a handle on it

[Qalbert]

the average cat is more aloof and assholish than the average dog. obviously either one can exist on either end of the spectrum, but IN GENERAL dogs are better pets.

[Demosthenes]

Or you could train your pets to be the exact way you want them.

[Qalbert]

missing the point, for once try not to be a obstinate bastard.