Today I got to class

[Demosthenes]

might as well go for chicken and watermelon at lunch

That would be so awesome. Anyone that does not like either is a blight on humanity.

[Brill Weave]

I'm at work not doing any work. Hell. Yes.

Apparently I'm the blackest mother fucker on the planet then.

[Demosthenes]

Apparently I'm the blackest mother fucker on the planet then.

Yeah, I need to quit my cushy desk and go collect unemployment.

[Brill Weave]

Want me to Google where the office is at? Get you a watch so you can be there on time since you only use your cellphone to call your ho's?

[Demosthenes]

Want me to Google where the office is at? Get you a watch so you can be there on time since you only use your cellphone to call your ho's?

Please?

[Chun Liroy]

3 but you know being late 5 out of 15 translates into all the time apparently.

I meant to write an if in there.

5 times is most of the time, ya'll.

[Linliel]

My bad about the vag licking, it seems you guys take turns.

if I could lick my own vag I'd be set for life

[Qalbert]

Leroy, you're retarded most of the time.

[Chun Liroy]

If you can't you are not a very flexible woman.

Flexible women are teh hotz.

[Qalbert]

by most of the time I actually mean all the time. Literally 100%.

[Demosthenes]

Still fails to grasp. Not shocked.

[Chun Liroy]

Leroy, you're retarded most of the time.

I'm improving then.

[Linliel]

If you can't you are not a very flexible woman.

Flexible women are teh hotz.

oh well

[Demosthenes]

I get my hair cut most of the time.

[Chun Liroy]

Still fails to grasp. Not shocked.

Nope, I understand it completely. I'm saying you're more wrong than me.

[Chun Liroy]

When we start busting out definitions the argument is over because it's gone past the point of awww that's cute mental retardation into the holy shit retard strength punch to the balls area.

It's just how you have to deal with Demos. And Chari.

[Chun Liroy]

Maybe it's a black thing.

[Demosthenes]

I get my hair cut everyday.

[Chun Liroy]

Someone still using retarded comparisons I see.

[Demosthenes]

I get my hair cut often.
How often?
Once a week.
WOW! That's pretty often! though you should not use often, it means everyday!