BLARG AND PERM

**Qalbert** · 2012-05-25 13:39

are there any in whimsyshire, or jsut ponies?

**tyven** · 2012-05-25 13:44

Originally Posted by Skirkle

some friendos are getting together and doing a diablo LAN tonight, it will be my first time seeing the game. about how many unicorns can I expect to see

i would kill for a fucking diabro lan party. but NO. i gotta have fucking date night and have an expensive ass dinner and see a shitty ass movie and meet up with some fucking people for some expensive and shitty ass drinks and im like GOD DAMMIT I WANT TO BE IN A ROOM WITHA C OMPUTER KILLING DEMONS

***Blarg*** · 2012-05-25 13:47

did you get to see some boobies?

***Blarg*** · 2012-05-25 13:47

each boob is worth 3 diablo levels

**Odon** · 2012-05-25 14:04

What about large size breasts, are they worth more per boob?

**Charismatic** · 2012-05-25 14:06

Originally Posted by Odon

What about large size breasts, are they worth more per boob?

Of course.

**Conrad** · 2012-05-25 14:06

Originally Posted by tyven

i would kill for a fucking diabro lan party. but NO. i gotta have fucking date night and have an expensive ass dinner and see a shitty ass movie and meet up with some fucking people for some expensive and shitty ass drinks and im like GOD DAMMIT I WANT TO BE IN A ROOM WITHA C OMPUTER KILLING DEMONS

date night was last night for me. went bike riding and then drove to applebee's and had half-price appetizers while playing trivia. tonight I am going to drink beer and play games with bros. maybe you should take your chick to the bee's (that's what I call applebee's) and have some gudass coronaritas and eat spinach dip instead

**Demosthenes** · 2012-05-25 14:07

Demios#1337 still on nightmare.

**Odon** · 2012-05-25 14:12

Originally Posted by Skirkle

date night was last night for me. went bike riding and then drove to applebee's and had half-price appetizers while playing trivia. tonight I am going to drink beer and play games with bros. maybe you should take your chick to the bee's (that's what I call applebee's) and have some gudass coronaritas and eat spinach dip instead

Applebee's is the devil, they make all their food in a lab testing all different shit to get the right levels of sweet and salty, it's called super palatable food. You're getting addicted to man's abomination, it's like willy-fucking-wonka's.

They even have oompa-loompas

http://www.jtfreestyle.com/media/pic...itress%202.jpg

**Qalbert** · 2012-05-25 14:12

you kidding, or is your number actually 1337?

**Demosthenes** · 2012-05-25 14:13

Originally Posted by Qalbert

you kidding, or is your number actually 1337?

It actually is. I laughed so hard when I got it.

**Conrad** · 2012-05-25 14:14

Originally Posted by Odon

Applebee's is the devil, they make all their food in a lab testing all different shit to get the right levels of sweet and salty, it's called super palatable food. You're getting addicted to man's abomination, it's like willy-fucking-wonka's.

They're failing then, that food is edible at best. I just didn't want to show up for trivia and stiff my waitress by only having water

**Odon** · 2012-05-25 14:14

That's pretty cool dude.

**Odon** · 2012-05-25 14:15

Originally Posted by Skirkle

They're failing then, that food is edible at best

Well that's because they microwave 90% of it.

**Qalbert** · 2012-05-25 14:15

god skirk quit being a fembot

**Conrad** · 2012-05-25 14:16

**Qalbert** · 2012-05-25 14:16

caring about your waitress? jesus man

**Odon** · 2012-05-25 14:35

I bet you even tip her too.

Loser.

**Linliel** · 2012-05-25 14:55

On my date nights we totally play Diablo 3.

**Odon** · 2012-05-25 15:00

And talk on Skype right

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