Naked Man Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

[Clash Perez]

I'm pretty sure the uranium in nuclear reactors isn't enriched enough to be used in the way I jokingly suggested in a thread about a man eating another's face with heavy zombie undertones.

Even highly-enriched uranium won't turn into a nuclear weapon without very precise geometry, and that geometry would make for an absolutely terrible power plant. There's simply no way to 'detonate' a nuclear reactor.

[bluefan]

They won't release any info on the victim, because he is obviously a zombie now.

Won't?....Or can't?.....

For all we know, ZGZ (Zombie Ground Zero) could already be established where the victim was kept.

[Celeste]

Even highly-enriched uranium won't turn into a nuclear weapon without very precise geometry, and that geometry would make for an absolutely terrible power plant. There's simply no way to 'detonate' a nuclear reactor.

Jesus, can you- just forget it, LOL. Not worth it.

[Chun Liroy]

Dunno if it's real, but too specific to be fake imo.

NSFW obviously

Spoiler: show

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...98998567_n.jpg

[Division3]

Have we forgotten the rules already?!

Rule #2: Double tap

[fren.]

Here's his face (apparently)

http://i.imgur.com/zLkA9.jpg

...fuck.

[Dimmauk]

Dunno if it's real, but too specific to be fake imo.

NSFW obviously

Spoiler: show

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...98998567_n.jpg

Obama's fault.

They president now, and Blacks now think they get to eat people like white folks.

[Irohuro]

Well since we have 500 trillion zombie movies, let's hope that they can prevent the spread of any zombie virus before it's too late.

[tyven]

Here's his face (apparently)

http://i.imgur.com/zLkA9.jpg

...fuck.

hoooooooly moly

[Pirian]

Well since we have 500 trillion zombie movies, let's hope that they can prevent the spread of any zombie virus before it's too late.

TBH I never understood 1. how it spread so quickly, or 2. how the military is always so inept at dealing with it granted their arsenal, but a random group of survivors with limited weaponry can do so much better. I mean really, even if EVERYBODY in a big city like NY got turned into a zombie, there is still more than enough small ammunition to kill every single one of them, not to mention explode-y things that can take out the big groups that always seem to form

[Misterjingles]

Be sure to grab your glock and one of these for your bug out kits:

[Xno Kappa]

Here's his face (apparently)

http://i.imgur.com/zLkA9.jpg

...fuck.

LOL!

[Khajit]

It really shake things up. I just want the slow moving ones, fast ones scare the crap out of me. But living in American everyone's fat and slow already.

The fat Americans don't really go outside their house much so the initial wave is going to be the fast zombies that actually did their exercise. After that the fast ones will infect slow fatasses so you if you were holed up during the start and didn't actually see the first wave you're going to be suddenly surprised when Usain Bolt superzombie sprints at you faster than you can drive a car because the rest of the zombies you saw are Fatasses.

[Dimmauk]

I would think Americans would do better against fast moving Zombies because they have guns.

Good luck killing Zombies with Cricket sticks and suger cubes. EU = Fucked.

[Ratatapa]

Too much Diablo III for that guy

[dejet]

Oh man its funny thinking what it be like if I became one. I'm somewhat fast\strong. Oh shit I'm run into a group of one and see what type of damage I can do(as a zombie) ! Who's with me! BG fitness thread time.

[tyven]

I would think Americans would do better against fast moving Zombies because they have guns.

Good luck killing Zombies with Cricket sticks and suger cubes. EU = Fucked.

/throw kettle of tea at horde of zombies. BLIMEY!

[BaneTheBrawler]

I'm a tall, skinny guy. I've been sick for a long time, so I lost what muscle mass I had (That same sickness would kill me eventually without medication, so I'd for sure be a goner come zombie-apocalypse). I think I'd be an intimidating zombie, but totally feeble.

Although, zombies don't get tired and don't feel pain, so I guess I could be dangerous. Long stride gives me decent speed in short bursts, as a zombie i might be moderately fast. Still pretty feeble up close, though. What strength I have now comes entirely from my intelligent use of leverage.

[Dimmauk]

I'm a tall, skinny guy. I've been sick for a long time, so I lost what muscle mass I had (That same sickness would kill me eventually without medication, so I'd for sure be a goner come zombie-apocalypse). I think I'd be an intimidating zombie, but totally feeble.

Although, zombies don't get tired and don't feel pain, so I guess I could be dangerous. Long stride gives me decent speed in short bursts, as a zombie i might be moderately fast. Still pretty feeble up close, though. What strength I have now comes entirely from my intelligent use of leverage.

Sounds like becoming a Zombie might be an upgrade for you. LOL

[bluefan]

Hope winter comes before the infestation hits up here in Canada. Freeze those fuckers solid and then go pinata on their heads with our hockey sticks.