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[Titanss]

I know nothing about jail. Do they let you take that in or do you have to sneak it in via the butthole express?

usually drugs go there, tobacco isn't considered contraband so it isn't a charge. Easy to fade the COs on cigs

[Titanss]

I know nothing about jail. Do they let you take that in or do you have to sneak it in via the butthole express?

I have people on the outside drop it for me to the trustees, but the initial supply i have to bring in myself

[Titanss]

You're a p cool dude, i do not wish to see you anally violated in prison.

I'm just going to county jail this time, it is just 120 days anything less than a year is prison

[Greatguardian]

I gotcha

[Titanss]

I would like to find a out of town job when i get out to escape this dead end town/existence. If anyone is from the southwest region preferably FL or NC (doesn't matter rly) give a nigga a pm I will have funds waiting on me when i get out to relocate (job opportunity's w/e will work just to get back on my feet)

edit: shit strike that, southeast region

[Titanss]

I'm haven't been convicted of any felony's I had a good lawyer so I can apply for damn near anything, thank god I'm not a felon it takes a act of congress to get a job then

[Blarg]

what % of CO's are dirty

[Titanss]

what % of CO's are dirty

20% from my experience and at least 40% fuck the female inmates or bring them contraband

[Titanss]

I'm just going to county jail this time, it is just 120 days anything less than a year is prison

strike that, I ment to say anything more than a yr is prison time

[Titanss]

Quick story: A guy they called ninja (ya i know) was a vidya game/ movie geek like alot of us (maybe the only one I met) while i was in there, easy going dude, stayed to himself, this big nigger comes in the pod running shit and called him out on cheating in poker, it really is true the bigger they are the harder they fucking fall. I guess that is why his nickname was ninja. It was cool as fuck, he called me as soon as he got out last week, I'm going to try to kick it with him before i go back

edit: the fight was next to my bunk, anyone ever seen/been around so much blood you can actually smell it? shit was intense. Smells metallic

[Titanss]

My group picked on him for being weird but i relate to everyone and can not hate no matter what on a fellow mmo player (even tho ive only played xi but i still roll with vidya). I can't remember which on he played tho, I think it was League of Legends (is that the free one?)

[Blarg]

It's a dota style game, not mmo. If he was schizophrenic he probably played jungle

[Sera]

this is my last time gg (i know all fuckups say this as a rite of passage) but i am coming out flat, no probation, no fines, no nothing. My case has been going on since early 09

Man I am sorry you have to go back. Anxiety blows and I can totally empathize. If you're coming out flat with no probation etc that's not a terrible deal though. Go back to jail, get ripped up lifting some weights and putting them down again, try to get healthy and take care of yourself as much as possible... maybe you can get some free college courses out of the way too. My uncle did that when he was in, so did a friend of mine. I've been told that in some cases they even help you find work after... Make the most of it so that when you come back out and you're off that fed leash you can enjoy yourself some without worry of piss tests and other douchebaggery, and have a decent life.


And for fuck's sake, stop getting caught after this. Jesus.

[Day]

Everytime I hear this song I think of titanss

[Day]

I take pain killers to ease the pain though I aint in pain

[Sera]

Panic Attack by Atmosphere is thebestthebestthebest

Especially the line about whether you call yourself a patient or a junkie