Olympic Mascots

**Linliel** · 2012-05-29 16:13

http://d3d71ba2asa5oz.cloudfront.net...es/gbr0778.jpg

"Don't get me wrong, I am as much a fan of sinister corporate tat as the next man. The next man in this instance is my 15 month toddler who likes to put things in his mouth. But this "Wenlock" appears to be a cyclops with a tit on his head. I find it frightening. I'm a 42 year old man and this ... thing ... is like something that has escaped from a remake of Sapphire and Steel.

It doesn't make me feel safe. It makes me feel violated; as though someone has spent the money I gave them for health and education on something expensive for their mates.

Whilst I am certain that it may have uses as a scarecrow or a very uncomfortable sex toy I can't put it on my shelf because it seems to be screaming at me "Guilty! GUILTY! GUILTY!!""

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Olympic-Masc...pr_product_top

**Demosthenes** · 2012-05-29 16:15

boohoo

**Demosthenes** · 2012-05-29 16:17

"I'M SCARED IT LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD FIT IN MY ASS"

**Qalbert** · 2012-05-29 16:21

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile..._3668975_n.jpg

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-29 16:21

To be fair though what wouldn't fit in your ass

**Qalbert** · 2012-05-29 16:23

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...UV99qWTEKv5_34

**Demosthenes** · 2012-05-29 16:24

I have to admit, that is a shitty logo.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-29 16:25

It's like a retarded Picasso.

**Linliel** · 2012-05-29 16:57

Yep! I just love the reviews though, hilarious.

**Omniyoji** · 2012-05-29 17:42

Better than those mascots from Athens and the ones before that...

**Howie Roary** · 2012-05-29 18:10

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

I have to admit, that is a shitty logo.

it's bridges.

falling down

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-29 18:13

Ah should just make a depiction of the western betrayal and be done with it lol.

**Demosthenes** · 2012-05-29 18:18

heh

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-30 08:26

Wonder how many of you fuckers had to Google what that was lol

**Howie Roary** · 2012-05-30 14:56

the western thing? I don't know what it is and didn't bother to google or ask

**Charismatic** · 2012-05-30 16:06

^

**quannum** · 2012-05-30 16:39

Iran is threatening to boycott the Games after “Internet documents have proved, using the word Zion in the logo of 2012 Olympic Games is a disgracing action and against Olympic’s valuable mottos.”

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-31 10:20

the western thing? I don't know what it is and didn't bother to google or ask

You have failed me for the last time Howard.

**Howie Roary** · 2012-05-31 14:35

lol yeah right

I will fail you again

**Charismatic** · 2012-05-31 14:37

ikr

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