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  1. #1
    I Have The Clap Again
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    Well a girl is wanting me to fuck her (not craiglist)

    She is 40 years old and her body reminds me of Courtney Cox if she was a alcoholic and bi polar (that hurts the bod as well). Anyway her face is a solid 6 and she wants to pick me up tomorrow after she gets out of church. Long red curly hair too I think I got to do this and do it hard, agree?

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    I will just say it for everyone else......."Pictures before solution"

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    I will just say it for everyone else..... "Get out."

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    I Have The Clap Again
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    I thought he had been posting here awhile and was accepted, I'm glad you are back roy to keep track of the bullshit stragglers

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    pussy is pussy

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    You know she's a keeper if she's coming to have anonymous, casual sex with you after church.

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    Ksandra Needs To Post Tits
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    Listen, you need to cum inside her, thats the only way.

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    what the fuck man, you're like a really sad downward spiral that happens once a month on tmz, except youre not famous and spam is your tmz and you just post a narrative of a slowly degenerating life. you're either a fucking excellent showman or i'm genuinely sad for you.

    this thread mildly made me want to throw up. i felt a pressure centrally located under my rib cage and somewhere in my esophagus that is like the first precursor of vomit, but i controlled myself because this is just a thread and i wont even throwup when i'm sick unless i can't hold that shit in anymore so basically man what the fuck are you doing

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    lol

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    preachy and pretentious
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    LOL!

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    So hard we fuck rocks
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    When keeping it real goes wrong, lol.

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    man title should read

    Well a girl is wanting me to fuck her(after church bitches! )

    just turn the lights out first. A 6 in the face means a lot less in the body at age 40.... do not want to see that scary shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    You know she's a keeper if she's coming to have anonymous, casual sex with you after church.
    A keeper would do it during service.

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    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    Fucking BG.

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    Eli Manning is my Lord and Savior
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    She's a bounty hunter looking to bring you in because of the warrant on you, don't fall for it.

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    I Have The Clap Again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius View Post
    what the fuck man, you're like a really sad downward spiral that happens once a month on tmz, except youre not famous and spam is your tmz and you just post a narrative of a slowly degenerating life. you're either a fucking excellent showman or i'm genuinely sad for you.

    this thread mildly made me want to throw up. i felt a pressure centrally located under my rib cage and somewhere in my esophagus that is like the first precursor of vomit, but i controlled myself because this is just a thread and i wont even throwup when i'm sick unless i can't hold that shit in anymore so basically man what the fuck are you doing
    Listen here you ass fucking fgt, you are the fucking joke of bg spam. If you don't understand a spam forum continue to suck your dads dick (I'm sorry your father raped ya). You have always been a stupid fucking idiot and I always had the impression you go to taiwan and have sex with 12 year old boys. Leave this place never to return you weird motherfucker, and never bring up tmz again here than just makes you look even more transsexual (so what you had your little coochie in your dads mouth, that ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz out) fucking faggot ass wannabe, kill yourself

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius View Post
    what the fuck man, you're like a really sad downward spiral that happens once a month on tmz, except youre not famous and spam is your tmz and you just post a narrative of a slowly degenerating life. you're either a fucking excellent showman or i'm genuinely sad for you.

    this thread mildly made me want to throw up. i felt a pressure centrally located under my rib cage and somewhere in my esophagus that is like the first precursor of vomit, but i controlled myself because this is just a thread and i wont even throwup when i'm sick unless i can't hold that shit in anymore so basically man what the fuck are you doing
    Sup Zal.

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    So anyone ever watch this British series called Survivors? Super flu kills off most of the world's population and a group tries to survive. Reminds me of Jericho. Pretty fucking good series. Sadly it's only twelve episodes long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Sup Zal.
    every day is saturday how you doin

    Quote Originally Posted by Brill Weave View Post
    So anyone ever watch this British series called Survivors? Super flu kills off most of the world's population and a group tries to survive. Reminds me of Jericho. Pretty fucking good series. Sadly it's only twelve episodes long.
    chris jericho or are you using a show i dont know to inform me about a show i dont know

    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    Listen here you ass fucking fgt, you are the fucking joke of bg spam. If you don't understand a spam forum continue to suck your dads dick (I'm sorry your father raped ya). You have always been a stupid fucking idiot and I always had the impression you go to taiwan and have sex with 12 year old boys. Leave this place never to return you weird motherfucker, and never bring up tmz again here than just makes you look even more transsexual (so what you had your little coochie in your dads mouth, that ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz out) fucking faggot ass wannabe, kill yourself
    woah hey there mr heart of darkness

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    chris jericho doesnt really make sense nvm

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