FUCKING BITCHES WITHOUT A RUBBER IS DUMB

[Odon]

BUT RAW DOG OR NO DOG AMIRITE

[Odon]

I BLEW IT INSIDE SOME CHICK THEN TEXTED MY EX AND WAS LIKE YO I MISS YOU CAN I COME SEE YOU

[Odon]

SHE HASNT RESPONDED BUT SHOULD I GO OVER THERE

[Odon]

WHAT DO YOU THINK

[Odon]

how do i do that

[Odon]

I can grow a mustache but it does not connect with my beard, there is a bald spot right where my lips meet. What do I do?

[Odon]

idk if thats possible but she doesnt know my last name so its okay right

[Odon]

she wasnt black so i dont have aids right

[Linliel]

Grats! I hope you like being a dad.

[Odon]

she doesnt know my name it ok

[Odon]

that nigga carlos gonna give you up

MY DICK IS COVERED IN GINGER ALE HE WONT DO IT SHUT UP

[Linliel]

she doesnt know my name it ok

In the future there will be magical DNA stuff and you will owe years of backpay maintenance.

[Odon]

In the future there will be magical DNA stuff and you will owe years of backpay maintenance.

she would need my name to contact me idk how dna would help if she doesnt know who i am.

[Linliel]

Cos in the future she'll be able to match you up on a national DNA register. You know, like a credit history type thing. You can thank me for warning you now, this sort of thing is being thought about by govts. You know how you have biometric passports? Like that.

[Odon]

it's okay, my jizz is like a camelion skeet skeet one minute skeet skeet the next.

[Blarg]

It's impossible to get a girl pregnant if you raw dog it. My subjective experience of never having a baby means that it's perfectly cool to blow it inside.

[Sera]

I heard if you eat enough pineapples your jizz won't even make babies anymore


or something like that am i right

[Blarg]

If you face north the sperm can't swim right because of the magnetic currents forcing them away.

[Charismatic]

NW on Lightsday.