Spam's Most Wanted

[Milkster]

The characteristics of the posters that stick out the most.

Titanss: Is either doing drugs, sleeping with randos, or in jail.
Brill Weave: Is usually dying from some aliment.
Spaghetti: Could've been Shakepeare's secret gay lover; can be found drinking beer and exercising, sometimes, at the same time.
Skirk: The white male privilege scapegoat or usually getting too worked up about things on the internet.
Howie: The flowerchild.
Leroy: Usually failing at his lab work and posting "The Truth" rap videos.
Shiro: Either eating or lifting weights.
Qalbert: The Media Guy
Chari: Likes his Asians and their culture, maybe a little too much.
Sera: The righteous fury.
Lin: The foreigner
Demo: LOL!
Ragnell: A little spastic when on the internet
Milkster: The militant gay
Kuya: Politically correct except when he's not.
Day: Claims creuing, youmad or talks about musics, does not enjoy cumbersome words.
Kira: Isn't a girl, plays a lot of vidya.
Blarg: The driest of humors.

Edit:
Kohan: The HBIC pretty much.
MF Perm: Makes music but no unce unce and is the trolliest.
Tyven: Was born without a permanent tan on the outside. The brossiah. Likes to get people's hopes up.
Odon: Porn-star dick; could aspire to become a drug kingpin.
Abandon: The Uppity House Slave, could be the new Mandingo.
Ksandra: Called out for being fat and ignorant, while setting women back decades.

Callisto: Mr. Low self-esteem.



I couldn't think of anything else for the people not listed or I forgot about you



Disclaimer: This was made in jest.

[Brill Weave]

Hey! I'm not dying! Although to be fair I actually do have a lot of medical issues It does get a little old.

[Milkster]

Hey! I'm not dying! Although to be fair I actually do have a lot of medical issues It does get a little old.

You're the resident bubble boy.

[Blarg]

http://media.threadless.com/subs/big/399877.jpg

[Brill Weave]

Hey! You go through spinal meningitis twice before you're four and see how your immune system works afterwards! All joking aside I'm all kinds of jacked up. Spinal meningitis twice, pneumonia three times, mono four times, yeah I'm healthy.

[Blarg]

quit getting sick with fancy words that are hard to say

show off

[Shiroikage]

in a world where eating beef is illegal, one man dares to defy gravity

[Mertron]

http://home.hiwaay.net/~paul/shakesp...vels/page1.gif

[Brill Weave]

Can't help it. Don't know how true it is but my doc said that the initial bout with spinal meningitis when I was two permanently stunted my immune system. Given all the various afflictions I've had I would agree with him.

[Odon]

I was going to post a picture of my dick that said Fuck You written across it, but you'd like that so you don't get a picture.

[Odon]

So fuck you.

[Brill Weave]

I was going to post a picture of my dick that said Fuck You written across it, but you'd like that so you don't get a picture.

Well that and the picture would only have room for a tiny F and a tiny U before you ran out of room......tiny.

[Odon]

Oh ok.

[Brill Weave]

Yeah. That just happened. I still love you though.

[Brill Weave]

But Sarah needs to die. She's a traitorous bitch.

[Odon]

How do you know my ex fiance's name

[Odon]

And yes she is

[Brill Weave]

The only Sarah that is ever allowed to live is Sarah Walker. All other Sarah's die. Except for Sarah Michelle Gellar. And that's just because I want to put it in her ass .

[Brill Weave]

Yeah fuck you all. I outlast all you little bitches.

[Odon]

Nigga don't come in here talkin' all that skeet skeet when you wanna go bang bang.