CDC: There Is No Zombie Apocalypse

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2012-06-05 00:09

oh god barter town

**Mizango** · 2012-06-05 00:27

Originally Posted by Rhinox

I hope those threads never get taken down. Damn man 7 years ago.

For real lol. And to think, here me, you and Jess are even today. One of the realest niggas I have EVER met. Mad mad fucking love for you. I remember when Leroy tried to tell Jess on you because you were being mean lol. "This guy named Rhinox...". SHUT THE FUCK DOWN IMMEDIATELY lol

Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler

oh god barter town

Greatness

**Brill Weave** · 2012-06-06 09:22

You gullible bitches can believe the CDC all you want. I know better. I'm already fortifying.

**Avarice** · 2012-06-06 11:24

And I has just finished gathering all my rations for the impending apocalypse too...

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-06-06 11:29

posting in a real life zombie thread before the internet goes out

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-06-06 11:31

ironically enough, considering my documented love for all things zombie I am not prepared at all for the coming apocalypse. no gun, no stored food and water, no vegetable garden or even fleshlight in case the wife bites it before I do.

**Zilong** · 2012-06-06 11:48

I'm not worried, in the event of the zombie apocalypse happening, I'm 110% confident that my latent psychic power would awaken and let me bend the very fabric of reality to my every whim.

I'll be looking forward to flying around on a robot unicorn, raining rainbow colored conflagration to the infected masses below.

**tyven** · 2012-06-06 13:57

ANOTHER ATTACK IN LOUISIANA

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2...ing-bath-salts

**Meresgi** · 2012-06-06 14:02

Originally Posted by tyven

i was talking to my nigga mike d, he is a bartender and very out of touch with the world, and today he sent me a text saying "you hear about these zombies" and i am like OF COURSE NIGGER. anyway i told him we should prob be safe because the maryland zombie was more than likely a fluke and he asked why it was a fluke and i said because he was a brother and zombies are a white mans game and then i realized the miami zombie was also a brother. so basically zombies are now a black mans game and they are gonna run faster and jump higher than all of us and our only hope is to swim out into the middle of nowhere and start a water world structure. god bless

All these zombie types gonna be after our white women brains first.

**Dimmauk** · 2012-06-06 14:03

Zombies in Louisiana? Unbelievable!

**Cail** · 2012-06-06 15:13

i just realized im gonna be one of the first to be zombified..prolly gonna hit the first responders (cops/ems/firefighters) and hospital workers first. aw fuck

**Dimmauk** · 2012-06-06 16:38

Originally Posted by Mizango

Painstake? bahaha. God I forgot about Kaythen. Hmmm, Prob Gares, Blind and Hibayshu.

WHAT ABOUT DALT?

**Pikarya** · 2012-06-06 16:52

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o...nKennedy-1.jpg

http://www.ultimatesportsmen.com/weird/images/ch3.jpg

Originally Posted by Mizango

Painstake? bahaha. God I forgot about Kaythen. Hmmm, Prob Gares, Blind and Hibayshu.

Oh god.

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