Titanss

[Abandon]

damn nigga, get off my nutz. i'll be in the states in 2 days, lol

[Brill Weave]

I foresee a buffet of swedish fish, gummy bears, and whatever other Haribo brand gummy products are within your reach.

[Abandon]

nah son. i'm eating real food; candy was just a phase

[Titanss]

titans do you ever sit there and think "shit i have really thrown my life away up until this point, what am i supposed to do for the rest of my life? how will i ever get a good job, put away for retirement, support some sort of family or at least get a fly bitch and travel all the time?" and then come to the realization that you are prob gonna have to sell tires at a costco?

What do you do for a living? Some people may think your mundane bullshit 9-5 existence is a fucking nightmare. You roll over and look at the same busted up bitch everyday, you listen to the same rugrats every morning that are going to give you anxiety and depression very soon you will be more doped up than me just to handle your fucked up life, so I guess it's all how you look at it. I'll take selling tires at cosco over that and getting high, or shit i might quit and go back to school, either way go fuck yourself you flaky lying fgt

[tyven]

lol

[tyven]

i was just wondering if that ever happened to you, thats all.

[tyven]

im sure you have plenty of career options

[Titanss]

the fast food industry seems to be hiring a lot

[Linliel]

No way, you need an Arts degree to get into fast food these days

[Linliel]

It's funny cos I'm a philosopher

[Titanss]

maybe i can work my way up to management and the 18 yr old hostess will wanna fuck me

[tyven]

i wish i could be a philosopher. i feel like its a job where you have to be the most self confident mofo in the world because there is no playbook, rules, guidelines, etc. at least not a playbook i know of. its all straight off the dome. if i were expected to philosophize i would whimper in a corner and ask for an application to costco

[tyven]

maybe i can work my way up to management and the 18 yr old hostess will wanna fuck me

i managed a ruby tuesday for a year and a half when i was paying off student loans. its just a revolving door of young snatch. mmmmmmmmmmm

[Titanss]

cuz she looks up to me cuz i'm a manager

[Titanss]

we don't have a cosco so that isn't a option

[Titanss]

our rudy tuesday closed down so that's out as well, fuck i loved the typhoon shrimp

[tyven]

haha oh man, i remember when we added that to the menu. instant classic. i believe the company started off in your state, i am surprised they closed it down. a few down here have gone under as well. RIP rubes

[Titanss]

but you were talking about traveling etc bro I saw the ball drop in NYC for the millennium and partied at the Marriott Marque overlooking time square with some badass rich bitches (a fucking 6 pack in room service was 50$) I went to Cancun Mexico and did xanax with a fucking fine bitch who won the mardi gras contest, I've went to pcb countless times and partied with some of the finest bitches i have ever seen (2 came up to tn because they wanted more) and the others fuck i hope they were 18. Where else do I need to travel too?

[tyven]

i blame all these fucking tapas restaurants that are opening up. i know that tapas restaurants dont really cater to the same demographic as a frozen bar and grill but it is what i choose to believe because FUCK HAVING TO ORDER 4 DIFFERENT THINGS FOR DINNER

[Titanss]

haha oh man, i remember when we added that to the menu. instant classic. i believe the company started off in your state, i am surprised they closed it down. a few down here have gone under as well. RIP rubes

I used to take a waitress every time we went out and order that then get drunk and fuck