2012 NHL Offseason Thread: ROCK OUT WITH YOUR LOCKOUT

[Ratatapa]

So bluefan is asian?

Man

[bluefan]

So bluefan is asian?

Man

I'm an enigma.

[Ivaden]

So blue is like 5'5"?

[bluefan]

5'6 officially.

I think that barely beats out Ace.

[Sepukku]

Man I be dunkin on all of you at 5'10".

[Ratatapa]

Im 5 11 So hah

[Sepukku]

Yeah but you live in French Canada so I'm not sure anyone even takes you seriously; even your own fellow English-oriented Canadians look down on you. #SecondClassCitizen

[bluefan]

Need a new tune my man. You've played that one to death.

[Brill Weave]

Aww Bluefan is a younger version of senor Chang. That's sweet.

[Sepukku]

Never ends. Its like Crosby being the greatest hockey player, has it ended? No. So its still worth repeating.

[Flarega]

Aww Bluefan is a younger version of senor Chang. That's sweet.

I remember him from the vancouver riots.

[bluefan]

Aww Bluefan is a younger version of senor Chang. That's sweet.

Sweet as in awesome or sweet as in cute?

Depending on your answer, I may have to eviscerate you.

Never ends. Its like Crosby being the greatest hockey player, has it ended? No. So its still worth repeating.

Not saying it's not amusing, but you need variety man. Even the best foods can get bland without some new spices once in awhile. Come on, brain storm away.

[Brill Weave]

Sweet as in awesome. That should be your "in" with every chick you ever meet. Why yes, I was in the Hangover. You can see me now in Community.

[bluefan]

Sweet as in awesome. That should be your "in" with every chick you ever meet. Why yes, I was in the Hangover. You can see me now in Community.

/puts away dagger

lol. You would not believe the amount of "Wow, you look like a younger Jackie Chan" I've gotten in my life with my shorter hair cut.

[Sepukku]

I know some people think Brian Burke is an asshole and/or moron, but gotta love his response to the Canucks' demands so far:

"If you can get a goaltender who makes you better, and it costs you 15 first-round picks, would you do it? No. So right now we're somewhere between 15 first-round picks and something that makes sense, so we're not there yet. I'm not going to overpay to upgrade at that position."

LOL

[BadKarma]

Oh god Burke

[NynJa]

Man I be dunkin on all of you at 5'10".

5'11 here too

[Ivaden]

All these sub-6' tough guys.

[Eckskalibur]

Seriously. BG Hackey people are short. I'm 6'1.

Watched the highlight reel of Damien Brunner today. Pretty stoked to see what he does in Detroit this year (providing that the murmurs of his signing agreement are true).

[Deader2818]

DL was on NHL network and it sounds like Quick will have a new deal in place soon. I wouldn't be shocked if its one of the first things to be announced july 1st. Kings want him here and he wants to be here. DL said he has no problem with term of a contract so I think he'll get between 6-9 years. No idea on price.