2012 NHL Offseason Thread: ROCK OUT WITH YOUR LOCKOUT

**Brill Weave** · 2012-07-02 10:34

Meanwhile Feaster goes to bed thanking God that Scott Howson still has a job so he's not the worst GM in hockey.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-07-02 10:38

Supposedly Radulov signed a 4 year deal with CSKA Moscow paying him 9.2 million per year. No big loss there.

**Wulfgang** · 2012-07-02 10:42

Hahaha cannot believe Tootoo signed with the Red Wings. Not going to freak out if we lose Suter, but I really fucking hope it's not to DET. Send him to the Wild so Vancouver can deal with him in their division.

**Ishido** · 2012-07-02 10:43

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

If Semin went to Calgary it would be for some absurd number like 19 million per year. Cause that's how Feaster rolls.

Feaster rolls in butter.

Because he is fat. Jay Feaster is a very fat man.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-07-02 10:48

It's ok Wulf. He's going to be wearing the winged wheel. I think we all know that.

**Wulfgang** · 2012-07-02 10:52

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

It's ok Wulf. He's going to be wearing the winged wheel. I think we all know that.

If he doesn't do DET, Red Wings nation is going to absolutely lose their shit; most self-absorbed, unrealistic fan base in hockey. I would like nothing more than to troll the shit out of Red Wings' fans for the rest of the day if he goes somewhere else.

And I finally had to close Twitter; driving me crazy. Information moves too fast! Need some time to prepare the lube and kleenex.

**Thoronas** · 2012-07-02 10:53

I kind of want to see Suter sign somewhere other then Detroit just to see what Detroit would do.

**Ace-o-fire** · 2012-07-02 10:57

Originally Posted by Wulfgang

If he doesn't do DET, Red Wings nation is going to absolutely lose their shit; most self-absorbed, unrealistic fan base in hockey. .

I hope he announces where he's going later in the day, it's to early for me to start sad drinking...

Sadly, i think we would be super fucked this year because Ken Holland isn't going to overpay anyone.

**Ratatapa** · 2012-07-02 11:02

Johan hedberg also signs with the devils

**Thoronas** · 2012-07-02 11:09

Originally Posted by Ishido

Feaster rolls in butter.

Because he is fat. Jay Feaster is a very fat man.

**Bregor** · 2012-07-02 11:27

Holy shit, I just woke up from this awful dream where the only thing George McPhee has done in the past 24 hours is sign Joey Crabb, what an absurd state of be-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

V.v.V

**Ishido** · 2012-07-02 11:27

Originally Posted by Wulfgang

If he doesn't do DET, Red Wings nation is going to absolutely lose their shit; most self-absorbed, unrealistic fan base in hockey. I would like nothing more than to troll the shit out of Red Wings' fans for the rest of the day if he goes somewhere else.

And I finally had to close Twitter; driving me crazy. Information moves too fast! Need some time to prepare the lube and kleenex.

Ahem, 2nd most unrealistic fan base. Predicting we will win the Cup every year is more realistic than Leafs fans predicting they will make the playoffs.

**Thoronas** · 2012-07-02 11:31

Originally Posted by Bregor

Holy shit, I just woke up from this awful dream where the only thing George McPhee has done in the past 24 hours is sign Joey Crabb, what an absurd state of be-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

V.v.V

What would you like more? Him doing nothing or him re-signing Semin?

**Bregor** · 2012-07-02 11:33

Originally Posted by Thoronas

What would you like more? Him doing nothing or him re-signing Semin?

Nothing sounds about as good as Joey Crabb. Shit, we had Joey Crabb last year, his name was Chris Bourque and he rotted in Hershey all year and then was traded to Boston.

Depending on Semin's price, and the insanity around the Parise situation, I would actually like to have him back. The devil you know, etc.

**BadKarma** · 2012-07-02 11:33

At least you didnt sign Aaron Asham

**Wulfgang** · 2012-07-02 11:36

Originally Posted by Bregor

Holy shit, I just woke up from this awful dream where the only thing George McPhee has done in the past 24 hours is sign Joey Crabb, what an absurd state of be-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

V.v.V

Caps made some solid moves pre-July 1 though. I don't know how much you've watched Ribeiro play, but he is really solid; fucker used to give Nashville fits every time we played the Stars. Getting anything for Wideman's rights is pretty solid as well.

If the Preds lose Suter and sign 0 top 6 forwards, it's going to be a long year.

**Bregor** · 2012-07-02 11:41

Originally Posted by Wulfgang

Caps made some solid moves pre-July 1 though. I don't know how much you've watched Ribeiro play, but he is really solid; fucker used to give Nashville fits every time we played the Stars. Getting anything for Wideman's rights is pretty solid as well.

Oh I love the Ribeiro trade, but after years of having solid wings and no centers behind Backstrom, now I'm wondering who outside of Ovechkin will get top six minutes on the wing. Brouwer did last year but that's not really his best role, Laich has played some LW but I'd imagine he'd be the third line C, and Johansson was inconsistent all year at wing or center. I was thinking they'd go after Parenteau, but now I'm not sure if they ever did considering his contract with Colorado is pretty reasonable. Assuming Doan and Selanne stay put, I'd say Semin is the second best wing out there after Parise.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-07-02 11:47

Incoming Semin to Nashville!

**Thoronas** · 2012-07-02 12:02

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Incoming Semin to Nashville!

Weber's beard will put Semin in his place.

**Ishido** · 2012-07-02 12:04

They should go after Hudler! He scores some points and things!

Also eklund wrote something that makes sense

http://www.hockeybuzz.com/blog.php?post_id=45360

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