2012 NHL Offseason Thread: ROCK OUT WITH YOUR LOCKOUT

[Bregor]

Boy I sure cant wait for 9/11

wait....

UR A TURRIST

[bluefan]

Exactly. If I have a daughter, she's being put up for adoption. Future NHL players only coming outta these balls.

Your solution is to raise her to be a puck bunny. If your kids won't be hockey super stars, than your grand kids will have to pick up the slack.

[Bregor]

Your solution is to raise her to be a puck bunny. If your kids won't be hockey super stars, than your grand kids will have to pick up the slack.

http://twistedsifter.sifter.netdna-c...-brilliant.jpg

[Ivaden]

The last thing I want to do is raise a daughter to be a fucktoy for some 4th line plug like Biznasty. If I have a daughter, she can go play for the orphanage sponsored hockey team.

[bluefan]

Hey, I didn't say she'd have to be a skank.

Just very into the game. Two of my friends in Seattle are having their first kid, and the mom is really into hockey. Not surprising since she is from the 'Peg. Already decided that they would get him or her into hockey, even if she's gotta drive a fuck ton.

[Richybear]

Wouldn't that basically be the Coyotes anyway?
Nobody wants them, they're pretty much orphaned

[Sepukku]

The last thing I want to do is raise a daughter to be a fucktoy

Hey if everyone raised their daughter to hold off sex til marriage, where would that leave the men? FUCKING MISERABLE, THATS WHERE.

[Ivaden]

I'm not raising a daughter period.

[Ace-o-fire]

I'm not raising a daughter period.

Think about all the pleasure she can bring to hockey players!

http://www.crossingbroad.com/2012/06...r-big-day.html

[NynJa]

Thats just...pathetic

[Sepukku]

Ivaden's daughter........ fucking 8 of the top 10 picks in the 2035 NHL draft.

[bluefan]

Thats just...pathetic

Those boys don't seem to realize in a few more years they could have much, much, much....much better.

[Ivaden]

Pretty sure that girl went to the Art Institute.

[Ivaden]

Leaked naked picture of her.

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[Deader2818]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mul...content.1.html

Awful lot of rangers on this list.

[BadKarma]

The Rangers made bad signings in the past? OH MY GOD NO WAY

[Thoronas]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mul...content.1.html

Awful lot of rangers on this list.

Was there a single Canadian NHL team on that list? Messier to canucks should have been on there.

[Palin]

I had no idea Teemu was an Av at one point.

That Avery in a Stars jersey sends shivers down my spine.

[Selamis]

Yeah, Teemu and Paul Kariya were both reunited on the Avs for one season and then Kariya got concussed again and ended up retiring. I was all excited for Ducks 2.0 with them playing together lol.

[Bregor]

That Avery in a Stars jersey sends shivers down my spine.

Sorta like Matt Cooke in a Caps jersey for me...