As tired as I am of all the Jordan Staal talk, I hope all the brothers end up on the same team after next summer. Then I can channel my hate.
Callahan/pick for Eric
Stepan/pick for Jordan
DO IT RAGS
I would not want Evander Kane on the Penguins, and not for purposes of trolling Bluefan (for example, I'd love to have Burmistrov, Schiefle, Slater (for 3rd line C with Staal gone) or maybe even Bogosian). Hes a Chris Kunitz semi-power forward middleweight, only hes black and hes seemingly high maintenance after the incidents this past season and now him trying to Jeff Carter his way out of Winnepeg.
Gomez + blunden for kane
Serious question for Habs fans: Scott Gomez drops dead tomorrow, contract gone. Are you sad? n/n
Serious question, Scott Gomez gets traded to Phoenix, cops arrest him, hear "Gomez", and deport him to a country hes never been to, let alone is a legal resident of. Scott, angry at North America, uses his knowledge of securing lucrative contracts, works his way up the Mexican drug cartel ladder, bribing Mexican officials with Montreal's money, and finally becomes a kingpin who arranges a North America vs Mexico ice hockey match, full of gangsters planning to kill North American hockey talent as the match is the cover for an ambush. Gomez scores 3 empty net goals, more than his entire season total, into an empty net once the goalies are killed. Montreal is forced to change their website homepage from saying "Enter" in both French and English, to simply saying "Enter" in Spanish.
supposedly parise not considering the rangers at all
Parise is going to end up in NJ or MIN I think.
Nash, eh, his cap hit is way to high for what he does.
No thank you to Minne. Once the realignment happens, I don't want to see him that many times a season.
Dubi and a 3rd round pick for kane.