2012 NHL Offseason Thread: ROCK OUT WITH YOUR LOCKOUT

[Cail]

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shamefully stolen from facebook

[Bregor]

I love HFBoards. People putting Semin on the Caps, along with bringing back Scott Hannan and Jason Arnott. The devil you know, etc.

Edit: They also want Doan for 4 years. Fuck. That.

[Palin]

I love HFBoards. People putting Semin on the Caps, along with bringing back Scott Hannan and Jason Arnott. The devil you know, etc.

Which is ironic because most fan-bases would rather take a scrub from another team as opposed to their own teams. After a year of watching their own scapegoat, most would gladly take the devil they don't know. Strange the Caps board would be different.

[Izzy]

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[Bregor]

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I remember when de-motivators were actually constructed like they were cheesy office motivational posters. Now it's just, "Image in black box. TEXT -- Other text."

Also, yous kids get off my lawn etc.

[Cail]

i thought the pic+caption were funny =( i apologize for the subtext and will now go cry in a corner

[Brill Weave]

Let's see if Doan actually makes a decision today.

[Thoronas]

Bregor can breath easy. Green signs 3 years for about 18mil.

Cmooooon Doan, sign with Vancouver!!

[Bregor]

Bregor can breath easy. Green signs 3 years for about 18mil.

Two things:
- I'm not writing his checks
- I can hang on to my Green jersey for a while

But hoooooly fuck that's a lot of commitment to a guy who went full derpmode last season.

[Richybear]

1 million dollars per game played is going to be one hell of a commitment

[Sepukku]

Lets see if BG supports NHL video.

http://video.penguins.nhl.com/videoc...=912&id=184241

Pens Ice Crew selected. For some reason, Pens TV director thought the male selections were important.

[Sepukku]

And BG doesnt support NHL video, but you can clicky the link.

[Bregor]

And BG doesnt support NHL video, but you can clicky the link.

Yeah, sucks. Also I wish they supported the [ tweet url ] feature.

[Thoronas]

Yeah, sucks. Also I wish they supported the [ tweet url ] feature.

God yes. But in a way you're all lucky BG doesn't support it otherwise I'd be posting Strombone tweets everyday.

The NHL video support is a bitch too because we could have so many awesome replays in here to share. Waiting for youtube to get them sucks balls.

[Sepukku]

Lets all say mean and nasty things to Callisto to make him feel guilty for these lacking features.

[bluefan]

Pavelec charged for DUI in his native Czech.

Not the off season management wants from their recently signed star goal tender lmao.

[Thoronas]

My favorite part about that story is about how reporters on twitter are saying his blood alcohol content was higher then his Save%.

[bluefan]

My favorite part about that story is about how reporters on twitter are saying his blood alcohol content was higher then his Save%.

Hahahaha.

http://www.lwbcommunity.org/wp-conte...face-Danny.jpg

[Sepukku]

The police report said he was only making stops at .906 of the signs.

[bluefan]

Looks like the incident happened at the end of May.

And Chevy and management didn't know about it till today it looks like.

Oh boy, he's definitely pissed.