Intervention

[Abandon]

Olroy, we know you hate all women besides Kohan and Isla. We're here to help you through it.

[Abandon]

not really, eat shit and die

[Charismatic]

It ain't at all that bad.
I'd wager he doesn't 'hate' women, he just doesn't know how to properly express his love for women.

Let's all join hands in prayer that our Leroy is delivered from this curse.

[Abandon]

I'll allow it. We should take him to a shithole strip club and let him pay for his first encounter with the clap

[Chun Liroy]

I'm going to therapy at the strip club this weekend.

[Chun Liroy]

Damn, great minds think alike.

[Abandon]

therapy have her shots?

[Chun Liroy]

therapy have her shots?

Idk, I'll have tons of shots in me tho, HEYOOOO

[Chun Liroy]

Now Abandon do I go in with 1s or 5s 10s and 20s too. I'm new to this so I need some advice from a vet.

[Abandon]

for a new club? maybe 10 bucks in ones, then the rest in 5, 10, 20s. tip the gutter trash, they'll start talking to you, which makes the better ones notice and come over, then you snag the good ones for a dance. however, some of those trash are the good kind of trash... you know. the ones that charge for a dance, but the blowjob is included in price, etc

for a club you frequent, take enough for a dance maybe, and then money to drink at the bar. that's what i do, and it's awesome. get drunk, i know everyone, and if the girls really wanna see me, they know where to find me. lord knows they don't expect money from me, though.


god, i need an intervention myself.

[Mertron]

you know how when you were young if you liked a girl you would rub dirt in her hair and call her names because you didn't know how to express yourself

that's elroy, he doesn't know how to express his love

[Mertron]

also I didn't do any of that mean stuff to girls, you jerks

[Abandon]

that's because you STILL don't talk to girls, though

[Mertron]

they are really busy washing their hair when I try to talk to them, plus their grandmothers die a lot when i talk to them and i don't want to bother them in their time of mourning

[Abandon]

poor you. maybe you should. Barney stinson has landed chicks at funerals...be a man and suit up

[Mertron]

i used to ask this one girl out all the time but she kept saying no because her grandmother died, after her 57th grandmother died i stopped asking because i figure she probably had multiple personalities and if she went out with me I would have to buy them all dinner and my allowance back then wasn't big enough

[Abandon]

oh man, i hate when that happens. you know, if you would've asked 56 other chicks instead of the same one repeatedly, one of them might've blown you. Smooth move, exlax

[Mertron]

I was like 7, that's gross sir

[Abandon]

is it?

[Howie Roary]

it's misogyny, not sexism

realistically, he has no RL strong female authority types that he respects or accepts a legit authority. He may not overtly treat them poorly, but he doesn't take them seriously, much like we don't him

real talk: I say this because I always viewed my mom as weak, lots of love, but she ain't tough. When a kid runs rampant and pretty much can do what he wants, it takes some careful attention and re-wiring to remove that. Keep an eye out for it and honestly, take a second look each time you say something to a female or make an assumption, you might be surprised at what you see