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Some famous reality star(from flavor of love?) who turned into a pornstar literally broke a dude's dick and he had to have it surgically reattached. I remember the article read like a horror movie with blood pouring everywhere as he was rushed to the hospital. The woman in question was prob in that exact same position and also makes the above chick look like a dog.
edit: found her, my google-fu is tough: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bethany_Benz
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2012-09-21 08:34 #2341Black Belt
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2012-09-21 09:37 #2342Bagel
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See, that chick looks like a man..... "shudders"
I do find it funny that her name is Benz given the subject matter we're talking about.
I don't look at Abella for her boobs nor does anyone else I imagine. Her appeal is her skill.
Also, I'm so gonna call it the Italian Chandelier from now on rofl.
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2012-09-21 12:08 #2343Ironing this Thread
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My gf never gets on top, but she did a week or two ago and bent my shit. Took about 15 minutes before I was ready to go again, hurts so fucking bad. She knew exactly what happened right away too, immediately jumped off and started asking if I was ok.
I just suck it up and do all the work now.
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2012-09-21 12:13 #2344
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Eye contact, or doggystyle, otherwise gtfo.
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2012-09-21 13:17 #2345I am by far the worst poster in most threads, including Olroy and Mazmaz. I go from 0 to Mad in 0.6 seconds. Also, 8==============D
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Originally Posted by Boyiee
that sucks man, i've been in that relationship before. not fun.
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2012-09-21 13:26 #2346Ironing this Thread
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It's actually fine because I can pretty much do/get away with whatever I want. The only problem is, going a second round with this girl is a thing of the past now. Not really my problem though lol. Originally Posted by Tweek
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2012-09-21 14:13 #2347Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!
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Random Image Thread XXXVIII: And there go my nipples again.
Love watching reverse cowgirl porn. Will never attempt again after reading the horror stories. My penis hurts thinking about it.
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2012-09-21 14:20 #2348BG Staff
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2012-09-21 14:29 #2349Black Belt
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2012-09-21 14:42 #2350The Shitlord
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Regarding those massive anime/gaming collections: I wish I had that much disposable income.
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2012-09-21 15:29 #2351Custom Title
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Work nocturnal tech support hotline job. Be too beta to buy alcohol or even talk to women. Pirate all your games. True story. Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler
Actually I haven't even talked to that guy in a few months... uh oh.
My new girl. She's younger, hotter, and way more fun to ride:
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2012-09-21 16:20 #2352blax n gunz
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Did you miss this classic Brill Weave thread? Originally Posted by Kuya
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2012-09-21 16:54 #2353I'm not safe on my island
Nikkei will still get me.
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I never read his stories Originally Posted by Correction
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2012-09-21 17:55 #2354Yarglebargle
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Thank you for that. Originally Posted by Correction
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2012-09-21 18:11 #2355Sea Torques
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You've just made me ravenous. Originally Posted by Skai
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Love the Gangnam Style pics, too.
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2012-09-21 18:28 #2356Relic Shield
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3 decent looking moms and then there's that thing...
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2012-09-21 18:36 #2357
decent
not 0.3/10
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2012-09-21 18:39 #2358Han Cholo
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Kill it with fire. Originally Posted by Ikith
3 decent looking moms and then there's that thing...
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2012-09-21 18:45 #2359Resident Gestapo
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Kill the whole thing. Stupid women setting their children up to be spank bank material for pedophiles and turning their kids in to spoiled bitches a la "Mean Girls".
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2012-09-21 18:50 #2360Banned.
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what has mini-slave got in her mouth?
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