I DON'T UNDERSTAND PROMETHEUS

[Darkslitter]

Nobody knows why they wanted to exterminate humans. Everyone is playing the dangerous angle. NOBODY knows.

I agree with you, I'm pointing out that leeroy's logic doesn't make sense.

Faith.

Seriously? Forgetting that the answer you gave is like THE cop out for when shit doesn't make sense, he latter can't understand why his wife still has faith in Christianity after finding the engineer.

No psyche profile will prepare you for meeting your "maker".
Meeting your maker and meeting a critter are two different things.

You're either scared shitless or you aren't. If anything it's more logical for him to be scared shitless at the snake looking thing that's you know...alive.

The company that hired him is a company that is always out to make money. See Alien, that ship is transporting ore.

I'm willing to concede this point, but this wasn't a mission to make money...it was a mission for their leader to try and save his life.

They had limited communication with the Prometheus. Also you assume the ship was just one big cavern.

When was the limited communication established? They never seemed to have any problem talking to them except maybe during the storm?

Who knows? Why does it matter. Perhaps they reminded him of nuclear silos. I'm not sure how it matters at all. They point was to make sure the audience knew what it was.

It matters because it doesn't make any sense for the person to come to that conclusion based on his knowledge. Even if you take into account the audience's knowledge it was a leap in judgement. At that time, I thought it was possible that the black goo created life, and when it comes into contact with existing life, bad side effects happened. Until the engineer went ape shit I assumed the character was just being paranoid, but apparently that was the point we were supposed to know what the black goo was. When characters draw conclusions based on nothing and just happen to be right it's shit story telling that makes the audience confused.

He was legitimately NOT in command. They did whatever the fuck they wanted. If there were security guys available they were with the team, as shown with the other guys being co-pilots.

So the guys in charge who were probably pretty scared at this point decided they didn't want to bring the guys with guns with them?

Make up your own reason. We don't know. Might not have been an invitation. It might have been a warning.

If the engineers did not want that planet to be found they wouldn't have given them a way to find the planet. Therefore they wanted that planet to be found, which there is no valid reason that I can make up.

Money. Everyone has a price. Space mining and travel was already a thing.

I'll let you have this point, logically that makes sense, but it is pretty stupid.

Humans were the end result. The means = not relevant.

Humans were not the only end result. They were one of thousands if not millions of species.

Nobody trusts synthetics. See uncanny valley. Also the baby bullshit.

Didn't seem to have a problem up until then.

[Kuya]

nigga shut up, i don't care no more

[Chun Liroy]

Fuck you too clitglitter.

[Tyrath]

Didn't seem to have a problem up until then.

She figured it out when she said Hollaway was infected out there and David simply said something like "That's not what happened." She had a moment of realization at that point, she gave him a look.

[Mertron]

the only thing i learned in this thread is people really really care a lot about alien movies

[Chun Liroy]

I was disappointed that the screeching sirens from the trailer weren't in it

Not gonna lie, those trailers are some of the best fucking trailers I've ever seen ever ever ever. Whenever I see commercials I stop what I'm doing and watch that shit because it's fucking awesome, ugh.

[The Stig]

http://i45.tinypic.com/hrau06.jpg

[Kiarax]

The movie's biggest problem is that one of the main protagonists is a (maybe) nihilistic robot who (maybe) has no emotions, (maybe) no ethics and (maybe) no motives. Lot of "maybes" in that last sentence? That's because the movie doesn't answer any of them. Everything in this movie is a big mystery, except it's not the fun kind of mystery you like to solve, it's the shitty kind where your girlfriend stops talking to you and she says "nothing" when you ask her what's wrong. It makes me so fucking mad I want to puncture my ball sack with a pen. And unlike real life, you can't just dump her and bang her hotter friend, because her friend is Madagascar 3: fat and ugly.

The problem with making David a protagonist is that he's utterly unrelatable. Even as an antagonist he's utterly unrelatable because we don't know what his motives are, or even if he has any. It's like trying to make a toaster your lead character in a movie. Is the toaster good? Is it bad? What are its motives? Nothing, because it's a fucking toaster. It has one job to do: make toast. David's character is slightly less compelling than a toaster because we don't even know what his purpose is. At least a toaster was created for a reason. David was created to frustrate people who wanted to see a good movie.

[Kuya]

Bitch do you even know about the brave little toaster

[Kuya]

It has one job to do: get back to its owners because he loves them, you heartless cunt

[Kiarax]

That's not really a toaster it's a xenomorph.

[Linliel]

The movie's biggest problem is that one of the main protagonists is a (maybe) nihilistic robot who (maybe) has no emotions, (maybe) no ethics and (maybe) no motives. Lot of "maybes" in that last sentence? That's because the movie doesn't answer any of them. Everything in this movie is a big mystery, except it's not the fun kind of mystery you like to solve, it's the shitty kind where your girlfriend stops talking to you and she says "nothing" when you ask her what's wrong. It makes me so fucking mad I want to puncture my ball sack with a pen. And unlike real life, you can't just dump her and bang her hotter friend, because her friend is Madagascar 3: fat and ugly.

The problem with making David a protagonist is that he's utterly unrelatable. Even as an antagonist he's utterly unrelatable because we don't know what his motives are, or even if he has any. It's like trying to make a toaster your lead character in a movie. Is the toaster good? Is it bad? What are its motives? Nothing, because it's a fucking toaster. It has one job to do: make toast. David's character is slightly less compelling than a toaster because we don't even know what his purpose is. At least a toaster was created for a reason. David was created to frustrate people who wanted to see a good movie.

Holy fuck are you ever in trouble if David reads this. You are so getting goo'd.

[BerenTebogo]

This page just made me laugh so hard at work the entire room looked straight at me for like 5 minutes.

[Howie Roary]

Not gonna lie, those trailers are some of the best fucking trailers I've ever seen ever ever ever. Whenever I see commercials I stop what I'm doing and watch that shit because it's fucking awesome, ugh.

saw that trailer a few times in the theater and after every time my heart was pounding and I was fkng giddy with excitement

ah well, batman soon

[Charismatic]

ause:

lol

[quannum]

as long as aquanetta doesn't run in a straight line, Tyler Perry Tyler Perry Tyler Perry

[Kuya]

man, tyler perry ya'll

[Howie Roary]

http://www.avclub.com/articles/tyler...ing-tyl,81890/

how does this make you feel

I had trouble parsing those sentences

[Shiroikage]

how does this make you feel

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[Norellicus]

http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i...LZg3Rz5-XL.jpg