does anyone even watch an entire porn video

**Mertron** · 2012-06-20 02:13

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

I care about the story in hentai.

me too, i always want to know what the tentacle monster's motivation is. world domination, or are they just being dicks

**Mertron** · 2012-06-20 02:13

get it

**Mertron** · 2012-06-20 02:14

being dicks

**Mertron** · 2012-06-20 02:15

oh the wit

***Blarg*** · 2012-06-20 02:15

expound upon this hitherto unexplored tentacle dynamic

**Mertron** · 2012-06-20 02:18

blarg what do you canadese do now that there is no more hackey, do you guys throw logs into rivers and run on them while trying not to fall off until October?

***Blarg*** · 2012-06-20 03:23

Well for about a month each male in their twenties finds a good maple tree and suckles on the maple syrup teet for about a month. Once we are strong enough we lumberjack the trees down. Then we go to the moose library to borrow a moose to drag the tree to the river where we throw it in and have the mounted police return the moose back to the library. Once you fall off you apologize to anyone who gets splashed and then go to the local tim hortons where you draw up plans to see which lakes are always frozen so you can play hockey on them until it's time to cross-country ski home in time to watch the start of the next hockey season.

**Galkaeater** · 2012-06-20 04:59

I like the pornos with twists
like the one where it turns out she was dead the entire time
or the one where she was only pretending to be retarded

***Blarg*** · 2012-06-20 05:14

or where you find out she lied about her age and in fact is a lot younger than she said like she said she was 15 but she was only 7

**Odon** · 2012-06-20 07:26

Originally Posted by Blarg

or where you find out she lied about her age and in fact is a lot younger than she said like she said she was 15 but she was only 7

The horror

**Milkster** · 2012-06-20 08:01

Originally Posted by Odon

The horror

http://www.mrmedia.com/uploaded_images/chris_hansen.gif

**Odon** · 2012-06-20 08:11

I tried to find a picture of senoska but couldn't so pretend I did.

**Milkster** · 2012-06-20 08:21

My imagination isn't that great, I'll need a picture.

**Odon** · 2012-06-20 08:33

Originally Posted by Milkster

My imagination isn't that great, I'll need a picture.

I thought you gays were all about imagination and rainbows and happy fun spring time.

**Milkster** · 2012-06-20 08:53

We're too busy at our brunches plotting on how to perpetuate and extend the gay agenda.

**Kuya** · 2012-06-20 20:34

part 87 of the gay agenda involves concentration camps for straight men, but straight chicks are cool so they can stay

**Charismatic** · 2012-06-20 21:01

but I am exempt, right?

**Kuya** · 2012-06-20 21:05

are you a straight chick?

**Charismatic** · 2012-06-20 21:06

I am a straight black male who wants to 'stay'.

**Charismatic** · 2012-06-20 21:06

inside the straight chicks that is

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