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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    A forum about learning 2 mom? You're the Ohai of that board im sure. gtfo and learn to use instinct.

    Blag, I find that fat cat very amusing. I am unable to stop looking at it.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    A forum about learning 2 mom? You're the Ohai of that board im sure. gtfo and learn to use instinct.
    I am overly paranoid about breastfeeding amounts and SIDS, and all the doctors ever say is "stop worrying." it's an addiction even my hubby keeps saying I got to stop looking at the internets. It has made me the most nervous mom ever ;_; I DON'T WANT HER TO DIE!


    Still trying to find some good statistics on SIDS with crib vs. co-sleeping that aren't insanely biased/misleading



    Also, everyone kept yelping to sign up at that babycenter site, it's the one that tells you what fruit your baby weighed like each week while preggo.

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    First time parent. You'll be insane paranoid until that new kid smell wears off.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    First time parent. You'll be insane paranoid until you're dead
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    Whatever you do don't give your baby any vaccinations unless you want to turn it into an autist

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    too late she's been vaccinated

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    enjoy your maxtm baby

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    that kid is going to be so bored in school

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    enjoy your maxtm baby
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerios View Post

    oh man I did see SD once and thought it was a typo...LOL


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