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2012-06-25 14:11 #1I'm not safe on my island
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how come every time a movie, game or w/e has a shitty plot
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2012-06-25 14:16 #2Un-Rad Conrad
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what about robocop
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2012-06-25 14:17 #3preachy and pretentious
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Shitty trope?
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2012-06-25 14:17 #4I'm not safe on my island
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what about robots who are also cops?
Originally Posted by Skirkle
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2012-06-25 14:18 #5preachy and pretentious
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2012-06-25 14:19 #6preachy and pretentious
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My favorite is "if aliens then jesus."
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2012-06-25 14:33 #7I'm not safe on my island
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2012-06-25 14:33 #8I'm not safe on my island
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jesus did it
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2012-06-25 14:35 #9Un-Rad Conrad
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robocop is jesus
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2012-06-25 14:47 #10I'm not safe on my island
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but robocop was a good movie
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2012-06-25 14:50 #11If I screw up again Im gone forever.
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Prometheus was a good movie kuya
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2012-06-25 14:52 #12Nidhogg
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all my shitty posts are actually an allegory for jesus too
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2012-06-25 14:54 #13I'm not safe on my island
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i dunno man Originally Posted by Chun Liroy
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2012-06-25 14:55 #14I'm not safe on my island
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this is very profound Originally Posted by quannum
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2012-06-25 14:55 #15Sassy Tyrant
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Why? Did Brave get compared to Jesus somehow? Because that movie wasn't that great.
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2012-06-25 14:57 #16Old Merits
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our local paper that is super classy and has a woman in a bikini on the third page had an article called Questions About Prometheus. Their sports section is thicker than the World Events, Local News, and Classifieds put together
this sounds like just the right publication for you Kuya. I get the feeling they are very LGBBQTBBQ friendly
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2012-06-25 15:00 #17Nidhogg
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what is the weirdest story in the jesus part of the bible?
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2012-06-25 15:03 #18Old Merits
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well the coolest part was when he got all righteous anger and started flipping more tables than jp ffxi players and being like Y'ALL GONNA MAKE MONEY IN MY FATHER'S HOUSE?? GTFO SON
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2012-06-25 15:04 #19Old Merits
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weirdest part was probably Legion. some dude had like 200 demonds in him and jesus put them in a pig and it ran off the cliff
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2012-06-25 15:07 #20Old Merits
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weirdest old schooltament story was the one where this dude raeped this guy's daughter and the guy went to him and was like, now my daughter is ruined and no man will marry her, so you have to marry her.
buddy thought he was gonna die so he was like uh ok, weird, but ok. But teh guy was like, hey man, y'all ain't circumcized, it's the way of my people. Your entire trible must get a little of the top or you can't marry her. Buddy's still sweating cuz he thought he was in the clear but he's all like yeah, yeah, ok sure. I'm down.
so here's this guy's tribe, like 200 bredren all moanin and groanin growed men with mangled jimmytips in agony etc, and what does the daughter's dad do? brings in all his boys in the middle of the night and SLAUGHTERS ALL OF THEM
friggin badass
