German court decides that circumcision violates bodily integrity

**Yuri-G** · 2012-06-27 19:55

sounds about right

**Milkster** · 2012-06-27 22:42

Originally Posted by miokomioko

I honestly, and whole-heartedly doubt that the "norm" of which the average American woman prefers will change in the next 20, 30, or 40 years. *shrug*

Then you're kidding yourself.

What exactly does this have to do with women? If a person won't sleep with you if you're circumcised or not A) you lack game and B) would you really want to sleep with someone who'd be so eager to leave you? It's about an unnecessary procedure on a person's body because people think it's yucky and don't feel like educating themselves but perpetuating an absurd tradition.

**Rhyis.** · 2012-06-27 22:54

I was originally going to ask why only the homos seem to care so much about what happens to other peoples penises, but then I realized the silliness of the question.

**Mazmaz** · 2012-06-27 23:45

That's it. I don't think I can support gay people in their struggle for equal rights if they continue to discriminate against circumcised people.

**Ghost_Wheel22** · 2012-06-27 23:54

Third world dicks, first world problems.

**Deadgye** · 2012-06-28 01:17

It's not without precedent, both child brides and polygamy are outlawed.

So many steps backwards.

**miokomioko** · 2012-06-28 01:23

Originally Posted by Milkster

Then you're kidding yourself.

I know you are but what am I.

**hey** · 2012-06-28 01:30

Of all the stupid things to argue about this has got to be the stupidest...

Pretty much. It amazes me that people argue in favor of mutilating new borns.

**Ragnus** · 2012-06-28 07:58

Seriously, cut or uncut I'm pretty sure women think guys' junk just looks bad which is why they always drool over shirtless guys instead of full frontal pics. Hell, it's the same reason why every Greek statue has a microcock.

**Kuya** · 2012-06-28 08:41

I doubt it's the same reason. It's speculation on my part, but i imagine it's because they might have thought sporting big boners or huge flaccid dongs on statues was indecent or it conveyed a whole different meaning. Much like how they tied their foreskin shut with string during games because they believed exposing the glans was indecent exposure.

**Niiro** · 2012-06-28 11:02

I always understood that dongs in classical art were normally undersized simply to keep it from drawing the viewer's attention. Nude depiction was traditional but it's not like people didn't wear clothes, the undersized junk was just a way to keep with the style without making a big deal (ha) about something that wasn't important to the piece overall.

David wasn't sculpted so people could ogle some guy's biblical package.

**Kuya** · 2012-06-28 11:16

As a civilization, we're over-saturated with enormous erect dongs.

**miokomioko** · 2012-06-28 11:44

David is one of the most ridiculously proportioned statues ever... mostly because it was designed to be viewed from below/looked up at like a lot of the more well known statues as they were primarily placed upon large pedestals. I believe that was indeed the reason they generally made junk undersized on statues.

Then you can go watch a traditional greek comedy like Lysistrata where all the men romp around with massive dongs. Shit's wacky.

**Ashmada** · 2012-06-28 11:53

Originally Posted by Kuya

As a civilization, we're over-saturated with enormous erect dongs.

The Japanese disagree:
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...hounen_big.jpg

(yes, that's where my sig comes from)

**Niiro** · 2012-06-28 12:18

Originally Posted by Kuya

As a civilization, we're over-saturated with enormous erect dongs.

Yea but that's only when they're represented indirectly via any number of phallic objects, never actual dongs.

It's essentially western civilization's way of collectively stating "we love huge dicks, no homo" without actually saying it.

edit: /cigar

**Galkaeater** · 2012-06-28 13:42

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**mightyg** · 2012-06-30 22:29

I do! I do! For real though, comparing male circumcision to mutilation is retarded. Mine works just fine, is easier to clean, I don't have any (serious) mental issues, and I won't ever get this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis You're welcome.

**Qeomash** · 2012-06-30 23:29

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20120605.gif

**Kerberoz** · 2012-06-30 23:35

Fuck yeah, elective cosmetic surgery on newborns! Amurrrrikuh #1!

**Zilong** · 2012-07-01 02:41

Originally Posted by mightyg

I do! I do! For real though, comparing male circumcision to mutilation is retarded. Mine works just fine, is easier to clean, I don't have any (serious) mental issues, and I won't ever get this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis You're welcome.

Castration prevents testicular cancer too, you might wanna look into that.

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