First Dates

**Milkster** · 2012-07-07 13:27

What places aren't acceptable to go to on first dates? I just got asked out to go onto his boat, in the middle of a lake, alone. I think I just got asked out by a serial killer.

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-07-07 13:29

Why do you come to an internet forum full of neckbeards and blacks that don't believe in dates for relationship advice you niggerfaggot.

**Milkster** · 2012-07-07 13:31

That wasn't asking for advice. It was more of a general survey and then throwing in my own anecdote.

**Milkster** · 2012-07-07 13:31

This lake is about an hour and a half away from the city, definitely a crazy.

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-07-07 13:33

You imply that I read your post.

**Milkster** · 2012-07-07 13:33

At least you're the best at being awful.

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-07-07 13:41

nigga look at this thread. you took m crown long ago.

**Arvin** · 2012-07-07 13:41

which lake milkster

**Arvin** · 2012-07-07 13:41

cass? orchard? upper/middle straits? green? elizabeth?

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-07-07 13:43

michigan superior? Dead sea? mediterranean?

**Milkster** · 2012-07-07 13:44

St. Clair.

**Headspace** · 2012-07-07 13:46

First date? Play FFXI

**Howie Roary** · 2012-07-07 14:07

nowhere personal or private. I think it's a load of BS when guys are like oh baby let me come over and cook you dinner and rub up on your feet and feed you ice cream and show up wid a giant teddy bear. I knew a friend, she fell for this shit all the time, like 4 guys in a row. All of them were cheaters/already involved.

I like to let chemistry grow instead of buying it or forcing it. Dinner at my place? Really? Is it that easy to get upstairs?

I go for coffee, a walk, a pint, the beach, some scenic islands on our lake near the city, all very public. I avoid movies on the first date because there is zero conversation

**Arvin** · 2012-07-07 14:16

Originally Posted by Milkster

St. Clair.

st clair is like rapey, its a big lake youre gonna get raped

**Arvin** · 2012-07-07 14:17

on that note im going to be going to a lakehouse on st clair the 21st of july for my birthday lol

**Tajin** · 2012-07-07 14:36

Originally Posted by Arvin

on that note im going to be going to a lakehouse on st clair the 21st of july for my birthday lol

You'll get more rapists posting on craiglist son.

**Milkster** · 2012-07-07 14:45

Originally Posted by Arvin

st clair is like rapey, its a big lake youre gonna get raped

Jabi nooner happens on St. Clair, I know how awful that lake is.

**Rhyis.** · 2012-07-07 20:02

If you go and don't give it up, you're a big fucking tease son. Boats were made for rockin'.

**Titanss** · 2012-07-07 21:21

99.9% guaranteed fuck on 1st date information as follows:

Find out her favorite restaurant from here friends in your area (every girl always has that one place she loves) don't ask her it fucks it up. They won't tell you their fav place anyway they will ask you were you want to go. Also tell her it is your favorite restaurant and find out her fav meal and order it as well when you are looking over the menu, say you love the dish, this ALWAYS works. After the meal (fyi this info is for good girls not chicks who do drugs) go to the best park in your area and have a good friend (that mother fucker that is your wing man and pussy puller himself) there with a girl meet you randomly (it doesn't work if you have it planned, bitches don't like meeting new people on 1st dates unless they are annoying). Have him talk you up (not overly) and already have it planned with him for the girl with him to complement on how nice your girl looks and how lucky she is to be hanging out with you. Have them say that the girl is visiting from another town and it is her last day here and that she has a room at the hotel and she just wants to party the fuck up before she has to go back to her boring hometown. Pay for the room ahead of time, have shit set up. It is pretty simple after that you go back to the room and have a awesome drinking game planned and tequila shots set up. This is always a killer way to get things going fast. Have Smirnoff drinks as well to start off, they can be substituted at the start if your girl isn't into liquor but tequila shots are always awesome for drinking games. Fuck girl, rinse, repeat as needed.

All you need is a good friend (most anyone will do it if you are buying the alcohol and room anyway) just don't use a idiot if this is a bad bitch

The girl with your friend doesn't have to be his girl she can be a friend of yours as well and she will go along with a free night of partying. It is very easy and I have found girls get off on playing these games, I have done this 3 times with very hot bitches

Now granted this method is only used for top quality ass otherwise it isn't worth it

Cost:

The dinner- $50
Room- $50
2 bottles of Patron, lime, salt- 100$ (you can go with one depending on your friends and how much they need so perhaps 50$)
12 pack of Smirnoff Ice- 15$

So yes it is a 200$ night but it is always fun as fuck and as I've said only for that top quality ass. Other wise find a pill whore and give her 2 xanax- 6$ and 12 pack of Budweiser- 10$ and get in the back seat.

**Titanss** · 2012-07-07 21:22

forgot deck of cards- 2$

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