So I was sexting some bitch on reddit and she asked me to put my dick inside a water bottle.
Please use this picture as appropriate.
Spoiler: show
So I was sexting some bitch on reddit and she asked me to put my dick inside a water bottle.
Please use this picture as appropriate.
Spoiler: show
how is kuya today anyway
This is a thread about my penis in a water bottle, not how Kuya is doing today Skirkle.
We haven't had a dick thread in a while.
kind of a dick move really
did she trick you into revealing girth because I can't fit my erection in a water bottle. I am at work and did not click the spoiler fyi
what about pictures of the bitch?
yeah I don't think any of us need to brag about the difficulty of fitting standard girth into a waterbottle
I also did not click but I would have to find the right water bottle and somehow reverse toothpaste it into the bottle and hope a slight breeze doesn't pick up, foiling my efforts
i thought of clerks2 when i clicked the spoiler when dude was @ the donkey show and said WHERE THE FUCK'S THE CHICK
that dick is like a babys arm
Fuck pillow pants! Honk if you love or like pussy!
if he's gonna jerk off so am i
no he says i don't think he's gonna jerk off