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    Ksandra Needs To Post Tits
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    I've come to bring new meaning to the term hit it with a waterbottle once again.

    So I was sexting some bitch on reddit and she asked me to put my dick inside a water bottle.

    Please use this picture as appropriate.

    Spoiler: show


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    Un-Rad Conrad
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    how is kuya today anyway

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    Ksandra Needs To Post Tits
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    This is a thread about my penis in a water bottle, not how Kuya is doing today Skirkle.

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    We haven't had a dick thread in a while.

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    Where is Kuya

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    Ksandra Needs To Post Tits
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    whats the difference
    Kuya is a soda bottle at least, look at his curves.

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    kind of a dick move really

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    This is a thread about my penis in a water bottle, not how Kuya is doing today Skirkle.
    I figured that's who you were sexting, I mean you did say a beautiful lady after all

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    did she trick you into revealing girth because I can't fit my erection in a water bottle. I am at work and did not click the spoiler fyi

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    I Have The Clap Again
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    what about pictures of the bitch?

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    yeah I don't think any of us need to brag about the difficulty of fitting standard girth into a waterbottle

    I also did not click but I would have to find the right water bottle and somehow reverse toothpaste it into the bottle and hope a slight breeze doesn't pick up, foiling my efforts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    what about pictures of the bitch?
    huh?, Odon has posted may pics of himself

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    I Have The Clap Again
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    i thought of clerks2 when i clicked the spoiler when dude was @ the donkey show and said WHERE THE FUCK'S THE CHICK

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    that dick is like a babys arm

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    okay guy I guess
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    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    Fuck pillow pants! Honk if you love or like pussy!

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    if he's gonna jerk off so am i

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    if he's gonna jerk off so am i
    Tone that shit back son. Nobody wants to witness that.

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    no he says i don't think he's gonna jerk off

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