I've come to bring new meaning to the term hit it with a waterbottle once again.

**Rhyis.** · 2012-07-11 14:51

Nobodies saying anything about jerking off but you, you sick fuck.

**Howie Roary** · 2012-07-11 14:55

IN THIS CORNER WEARING WHITE AND LUBE SHORTS: RHYIS!
IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER IN THE PINK TRUNKS: TITANSSSS!

LET'S SEE WHO CAN BE THE BIGGEST JERK

It's a Jerk Off.

http://mimg.ugo.com/201103/2/2/3/183...528_poster.jpg

**Rhyis.** · 2012-07-11 15:00

Oh yeah Howie? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you.

**Titanss** · 2012-07-11 15:02

Originally Posted by Rhyis.

Nobodies saying anything about jerking off but you, you sick fuck.

I'm quoting clerks2. go torture some kittens you weird fucker

**Rhyis.** · 2012-07-11 15:03

What is Clerks 2?

**Howie Roary** · 2012-07-11 15:05

Oh my god, who is driving?? Bear?! How can that be???

http://ynteonline.com/wp-content/upl...07_21_bear.jpg

**Linliel** · 2012-07-11 15:31

Is this like a ship in a bottle? do you have to put bits in piece by piece then reconstruct it painstakingly using tweezers and wood glue?

**Linliel** · 2012-07-11 15:32

Cos if so that's pretty impressive.

Otherwise, eh

**Qalbert** · 2012-07-11 15:33

the wood glue pun was a nice touch

**Odon** · 2012-07-11 15:36

I had to cut the base out. I couldn't even get the head in soft from the top. But yeah I knew what she was doing perm, she posted some dirtypenpal request bein all like I GOT A VAGINA THAT NEEDS TO BE FILLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED and I was like yo bitch I got a big dick look at how big this is and she was like OH MY GOD ITS PERFECT

I later found out she lived 30 minutes from where I just moved from, I coulda been fuckin' her had I not moved rofl.

**Linliel** · 2012-07-11 15:42

Originally Posted by Qalbert

the wood glue pun was a nice touch

Thanks Qalbert, I knew someone would appreciate that one.

**Linliel** · 2012-07-11 15:42

Originally Posted by Odon

I had to cut the base out.

well duh

**Linliel** · 2012-07-11 15:42

So I guess it's "eh" then

**Conrad** · 2012-07-11 15:43

I'm honestly not surprised that there's a reddit section designed for people to sext each other

**Shiroikage** · 2012-07-11 15:43

redditors

**Odon** · 2012-07-11 15:52

Originally Posted by Skirkle

I'm honestly not surprised that there's a reddit section designed for people to sext each other

Theres a section for women post nudes of themselves too.

www.reddit.com/r/gonewild
www.reddit.com/r/dirtypenpals

**Odon** · 2012-07-11 15:54

Those two and IAMA and TIL are the only reddits I read.

**Conrad** · 2012-07-11 15:57

I'm familiar with gonewild

**Odon** · 2012-07-11 15:59

Wonderful place isn't it?

**Odon** · 2012-07-11 16:00

It's pretty easy to get bitches to sext you in DPP because the majority of the guys who go there and post in the comments/pm's are like

HAY GURL I WANNA FUX U REAL HARD FROM BEHIND U LIKE THAT?

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