I never played FF14 but are you guys absolutely serious? NPCs literally say shit like that in those words? Fucking wow if that's true. lol
I never played FF14 but are you guys absolutely serious? NPCs literally say shit like that in those words? Fucking wow if that's true. lol
Those are actual conversations, paraphrased because I haven't played the game in a year. No need to exaggerate because whoever's writing FFXIV has never heard of subtlety and has never quite figured out how to work in that second entendre.
The only NPCs I can think of that don't swear are the Seedseers.
They weren't those exact words, but close enough. The example I gave she WAS talking about getting pounded and did say that word with sexual implications.
I can't remember which holiday event it was, but I remember a Moogle in Sandoria rhyming to Baby Got Back. Felt a little weird, but at the same time it was pretty awesome seeing a reference to that in game.
hehe i remember this.. it cracked me up..
i generally like how its usually only the seasonal event NPCs that have more liberty with being out of character than your normal NPCs.. them and.. moogles in general.
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Moogles have always been goobers. It's no surprise they ended up serving everyone, because they sure as hell can't take care of themselves on their own.