I penetrated a married boy

**Linliel** · 2012-07-15 05:46

I don't understand chicks that won't swallow.

**Indeed** · 2012-07-15 05:46

I understand one nighters that don't swallow.

**Arvin** · 2012-07-15 05:51

another note i had some mexican food and it was a struggle to not let a loud ass fart rip during it lol

**AoE** · 2012-07-15 05:54

Almost fucked a married woman once but her son wouldn't leave the house and she was worried about how her son would look at her which was understandable. Never got that chance again though.

Fucker.

**Qalbert** · 2012-07-15 06:54

when you sober up find out if your mom remembers, if not you are in the clear.

**Tajin** · 2012-07-15 07:02

Originally Posted by Derock

the funny thing is my mom and step dad gave us a ride back to my place but i see what you did there

Thats sad, not funny

**Tajin** · 2012-07-15 07:03

Originally Posted by Derock

they nice enough to come get both of us and drive my car home

O, well fuck your drunken multipost

**Tajin** · 2012-07-15 07:05

If the bitch is fugly dont feel guilty, if she's ok deliver your mancard at thw nearest wingman and shedule a re-education bitch

**Tajin** · 2012-07-15 07:10

Female wingman... mindfulloffuck.jpeg

**Tajin** · 2012-07-15 07:12

Lol, well here's some advice from my friend captain hindsight: Drink less next time.

My advice: Keep drinking, and posting

**Tajin** · 2012-07-15 07:21

Originally Posted by Derock

its not really that she was there to pick up the spare fat chick. she was just going to notice the chicks that were checking me out because i am not good at it.

That's not a wingman, anyway the one feeling guilty should be her, not you. Unless the husband is your brother or a close friend of you (and in this case it'll probably be better to tell him her woman is a cheating p.o.s.)

I however subscribe to the european thinking of sex = fun and that's about it.

**Tajin** · 2012-07-15 07:39

Well fuck you too.

**Tajin** · 2012-07-15 07:40

Originally Posted by Tajin

Well fuck you too.

>>implying he can fuck

**Indeed** · 2012-07-15 07:41

If you need to bring along someone to tell you who to try to fuck, I think your problems may actually fucking exceed having your mother drive you and your tail home.

**Tajin** · 2012-07-15 10:03

Originally Posted by Derock

Get your own joke faggot

>>implying he's original

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-07-15 10:06

Holy shit this is the single saddest and pathetic thread I've ever seen. And Ksandra posts here.

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-07-15 10:07

I almost feel sorry for you Derock.

**Tajin** · 2012-07-15 13:26

title

**Callisto** · 2012-07-15 13:41

Man I have the opposite issue, when I get drunk it like...won't go down, Friday night I ended up aggravating a midsection injury going at it for too long and it hurts like hell now, I finished four or five times and it just wouldn't go away so I couldn't sleep, g/f eventually just said she was too tired and I was on my own

**Callisto** · 2012-07-15 13:42

fucked if I can go more than five minutes while sober though

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