Dear QQal: AN INTERACTIVE GUIDE TO TROLLING

[Sera]

on his drg with nq thalassocrat, I just don't get it man

he's like an amateur stock investor who reads Fortune 500 and rags on non-CEO's

Someone shoop his face and an NQ thalassocrat on the body of the e-trade baby. Now.

[Conformity]

Lol. All you have going for you is the same tired old junior high school bullshit, probably because you never left that stage emotionally. So and so is fat/black/ugly/stupid/et cetera. You have never been entertaining and you never will be, dude. You're boring in every possible way: intellectually, aesthetically, socially, conversationally... I could go on and on. If I am at all "mayad" as you claim, it is not because of what you say, because literally everything you post is nap-inducing. My discontent stems from of the fact that you are even unbanned at all, and what that says about the current state of affairs on BG in general. Everything going on with the administration and modship of this board right now is straight up pants on head retarded. If all you got is that I'm overweight and married to a guy you don't know (yet you've made such detailed assessments about, which makes your pathetic shots in the dark even more laughable), you're going to have to do better than that bro -- any 6 year old can sling that pseudo-banter. Wanna come at me like an adult with a brain? I'll be waiting -- but something tells me I'll be waiting a long time for that. At your current rate of maturation I'd say 40 years.

Thanks for not directly stating anything other than "Your jokes are juvenile and you think you know me but you dont."

I have a quick question, what have you actually done for people of BG that makes you such an engrained member here? Made some shitty fucking hats? Marry that piece of shit Ryko? Come on here and start wars with me like a fucking tool?

The real reason I was unbanned was because I promised to dedicate my time and energy to creating/supporting events for BG IRL. Not just sit around and post, but to actually do shit. I proved it by coordinating the entire EVO trip and all the little shit in between that you weren't around for. Now, I am going for bigger and better things (because unlike you or your degenerate husband, I have talents and skills that are of use in the real world).

In the mean time, I have to listen to your hungry ass bark on here like the lonely dog that you are. Please, keep on going, just understand that outside of your small and limited role of comprehension there are bigger and better plans not just for me, but for BG as a whole. Not a single dollar of mine will be spent on these plans, just the skills I have built being in this world.

In the end, I have to thank you, if it wasn't for wars like these, i wouldn't keep my wit sharpened to the degree that it is. Without my wit, I have nothing.

[tyven]

I actually know nothing of your FFXI character, Tyven. Were you ballin'?

noway lol

[Conformity]

Money is all you have, clearly. Enjoy your stacks. They won't matter when you die alone.

Lol, it is cute that you think I will die alone. Every day I spend alone is because I choose. It is so easy to get a mate and move in with them. What is truly difficult is finding the right mate and yes, I will remain alone and just bang broads until I find Mrs. Right.

[Sera]

Thanks for not directly stating anything other than "Your jokes are juvenile and you think you know me but you dont."

I have a quick question, what have you actually done for people of BG that makes you such an engrained member here? Made some shitty fucking hats? Marry that piece of shit Ryko? Come on here and start wars with me like a fucking tool?

The real reason I was unbanned was because I promised to dedicate my time and energy to creating/supporting events for BG IRL. Not just sit around and post, but to actually do shit. I proved it by coordinating the entire EVO trip and all the little shit in between that you weren't around for. Now, I am going for bigger and better things (because unlike you or your degenerate husband, I have talents and skills that are of use in the real world).

In the mean time, I have to listen to your hungry ass bark on here like the lonely dog that you are. Please, keep on going, just understand that outside of your small and limited role of comprehension there are bigger and better plans not just for me, but for BG as a whole. Not a single dollar of mine will be spent on these plans, just the skills I have built being in this world.

In the end, I have to thank you, if it wasn't for wars like these, i wouldn't keep my wit sharpened to the degree that it is. Without my wit, I have nothing.

Hats? Lol you don't even know who you're speaking to. Can't even keep your people straight. And yeah I'm sure you have such talent and skills, ones that are so great that you have to pay and whine to have your permaban reversed. Lol at you thinking coordinating some trip to Evo makes you special. It was just a way for you to get on your knees and suck the BG dick to get back in the door. Call it what it was bro, desperation from a desperate guy.

[Ryko]

noway lol

You should play and be ballin'

[Conformity]

Hats? Lol you don't even know who you're speaking to. Can't even keep your people straight. And yeah I'm sure you have such talent and skills, ones that are so great that you have to pay and whine to have your permaban reversed. Lol at you thinking coordinating some trip to Evo makes you special. It was just a way for you to get on your knees and suck the BG dick to get back in the door. Call it what it was bro, desperation from a desperate guy.

Whatever, I get all you broads confused outside of the ones I am friends with. Coordinating the trip was done as a pleasure, it was only after everything was said and done that I came back. What the fuck do you care for anyways, I wasn't even talking to your bitch ass till you came in here and asked for your pitiful ass to get wrecked. Keep reaching though, it is very becoming of you.

[tyven]

i am playing now but i am less balling than i was even in 2008.

[Ryko]

Seems ridiculous, isn't everything easier?

[Rocl]

I think people like people like titanss, krye, and conformity ironically

is irony the thing where i compare their lives to mine and am happy

[tyven]

Seems ridiculous, isn't everything easier?

yea i just havent started getting anything yet. had 2 level up. now i have to skill up. LOOL

[Ryko]

Rough times.

[tyven]

conformity stop saying broad, i am the only BG poster that says broad.

[tyven]

you can have bitch, slut, shorty, whore, whatever else

[Milkster]

is irony the thing where i compare their lives to mine and am happy

How can you be happy that you haven't banged some chick off of craigslist, or from Wal-Mart or a middle aged woman who just got of church, all the while evading the police? Sounds like you haven't lived.

[tyven]

dick garage

[Conformity]

Nobody's life is anything beyond Rocl's, we all already know that El Pistolero

[tyven]

sometimes i call my broad a dick garage and she lols

[Sera]

Lol, it is cute that you think I will die alone. Every day I spend alone is because I choose. It is so easy to get a mate and move in with them. What is truly difficult is finding the right mate and yes, I will remain alone and just bang broads until I find Mrs. Right.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah, because you choose to. Ok. I bet it's because you haven't found a woman who can stand you for more than a few dates (and that is stretching it.) Money, unfortunately, does not make up for a man-child with a shitty personality who spends his time being pathetically overcompensatory on an Internet forum. You probably have the smallest penis on the planet -- I say this because look at yourself. You continue to engage me, yet you keep stating you have nothing to prove? Why even spend your precious time counter arguing my assertions if I'm so inferior to you? It's because you can't help yourself, you're so insecure and childish that you can't help but respond with what amounts to several glorified "nah uh!" posts. It's ok, Napoleon, we know you're a big deal. Really. We get it. Don't you have some bitches to go bang or some stacks to blow instead of sitting here proving yourself to a fat girl?

[Conformity]

conformity stop saying broad, i am the only BG poster that says broad.

I dont recall this declaration in the BG Book of Declarations