Dear QQal: AN INTERACTIVE GUIDE TO TROLLING

[tyven]

and that is why i will marry her

[tyven]

I dont recall this declaration in the BG Book of Declarations

its going to have to be an amendment. i did not foresee your unbanning and swagger jackering of the term

[Sera]

Whatever, I get all you broads confused outside of the ones I am friends with. Coordinating the trip was done as a pleasure, it was only after everything was said and done that I came back. What the fuck do you care for anyways, I wasn't even talking to your bitch ass till you came in here and asked for your pitiful ass to get wrecked. Keep reaching though, it is very becoming of you.

Actually, you were talking about me before i came in here. I sure it was a pleasure! Having the priceless chance to do something to grab attention from admins on a forum that banned you because you're a cancer. Did you pack knee pads? That rug burn can get harsh from those hotel room carpets. I wouldn't know, but your mother told me. (See? I can make jokes you will understand, too!)

[Rocl]

its going to have to be an amendment. i did not foresee your unbanning and swagger jackering of the term

amendment passed

[Conformity]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah, because you choose to. Ok. I bet it's because you haven't found a woman who can stand you for more than a few dates (and that is stretching it.) Money, unfortunately, does not make up for a man-child with a shitty personality who spends his time being pathetically overcompensatory on an Internet forum. You probably have the smallest penis on the planet -- I say this because look at yourself. You continue to engage me, yet you keep stating you have nothing to prove? Why even spend your precious time counter arguing my assertions if I'm so inferior to you? It's because you can't help yourself, you're so insecure and childish that you can't help but respond with what amounts to several glorified "nah uh!" posts. It's ok, Napoleon, we know you're a big deal. Really. We get it. Don't you have some bitches to go bang or some stacks to blow instead of sitting here proving yourself to a fat girl?

Wow, when I said keep reachin' you took that shit literally. Instead of addressing all the reaching you are doing I will address the one valid point you make and that is: Why am I still talking to you? Well, because in my sick world I find arguing over the internet to be a fun way to keep my wits sharp. I mean, you are doing a terrible job, but still, it is fun as hell. Just wish this was Finesse, he was/is so fucking good at what you are trying to do.

[Conformity]

its going to have to be an amendment. i did not foresee your unbanning and swagger jackering of the term

Niggaz get swagger jacked, accept it dawg

[Conformity]

Actually, you were talking about me before i came in here.

Well I was right, you would be better off if you married a wealthier guy who you had known/dated for a longer period of time.

[Sera]

Niggaz get swagger jacked, accept it dawg

Tryven, he has to swagger jack, he's never said anything original and funny himself

[Ryko]

Known is incorrect. As for the rest, tell us more.

[Sera]

Well I was right, you would be better off if you married a wealthier guy who you had known/dated for a longer period of time.

You don't even have the specifics of that correct, though. You done yet? Because all your opinions aren't just wrong, they're hilariously misinformed. I'm so glad that I am important enough to your life that you make it your business to know who I know and for how long, though.

[Sera]

you would be better off if you married a wealthier guy

Oh look, a wealthy guy with a tiny dick and a shit personality recommending that I marry another wealthy guy with a tiny dick and a shit personality. How quaint!

[Ksandra]

you can have bitch, slut, shorty, whore, whatever else

no.

preempting.

[Callisto]

yeah you should try hooking up with a poor guy with a tiny penis like me instead

[Conformity]

Oh look, a wealthy guy with a tiny dick and a shit personality recommending that I marry another wealthy guy with a tiny dick and a shit personality. How quaint!

You have a lot of fixations on my penis size and bank account. Did you think that a guy with a large penis could also have a large bank account? Has that come into your realm of understanding.

Maybe I am wrong about everything I am posting. I can guarantee you are wrong about everything about me outside of 1 maybe 2 facts.

[Conformity]

yeah you should try hooking up with a poor guy with a tiny penis like me instead

I dont think the GF would appreciate that lool

[Conformity]

Also, us BG people need to have a chat about next evo ASAP. I have to build that proposal and need y'alls input.

[Qalbert]

Can't we all just get along?

[Sera]

Also, us BG people need to have a chat about next evo ASAP. I have to build that proposal and need y'alls input.

No1curr

Cute attentionwhorish attempt to look important though -- the convenient placement of that statement totally has me convinced of how IMPORTANT you are to BG

[Callisto]

I dont think the GF would appreciate that lool

she appreciates it just fine asshole

[Callisto]

oh wait, you didn't mean my tiny penis