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    is it not intrinsically more manly of action because it is denied to women by anatomy?

    i'd consider menstruating pretty feminine

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    women can stand and do it, it's just ill-advised and awkward

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Middle is the place where god intended
    We are not talking about when you tuck that shit in your briefs et al. I'm sure you've gone commando before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howie Roary View Post
    touching the bowl
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl View Post
    also you can fall into the bowl if the seat is down
    like a woman
    Fucking LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl View Post
    standing to pee is the last bastion of manhood
    by giving it up you are a woman

    also you can fall into the bowl if the seat is down
    like a woman
    THE TRICK IS TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN FIRST YOU DORK. WHY DO YOU THINK WE INSIST ON IT?!

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    fucking men lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    THE TRICK IS TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN FIRST YOU DORK. WHY DO YOU THINK WE INSIST ON IT?!
    i'm aware obvi but if you stand you never have that potential disaster unless you have terrible balance

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    I didn't even think falling into toilets was a thing till just now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl View Post
    i'm aware obvi but if you stand you never have that potential disaster unless you have terrible balance
    You gotta master the squat for public toilets. This is the only reason I have good thigh muscles.

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    You know what's creepy in a ladies public toilet? Going into the stall to find that the seat is up. CREEPY.



    or it's just been cleaned. I'd say CREEPY more like though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    You gotta master the squat for public toilets. This is the only reason I have good thigh muscles.
    i walked into the woman's bathroom once accidentally at a mall

    there were shoeprints on the toilet seat
    according to a friend who worked retail at said mall, that was the norm

    wtf women

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    The best thing about my job is that I am the only man that works in my office. The seat is permanently up. I ought to glue that shit up just to spite the ladies if the other bathroom is in use.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    I didn't even think falling into toilets was a thing till just now.
    imagining men leaning forward while peeing and falling into a toilet just keeps me smiling all day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howie Roary View Post
    women can stand and do it, it's just ill-advised and awkward
    if a woman can stand and pee, it's the manliest thing she can do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl View Post
    i walked into the woman's bathroom once accidentally at a mall

    there were shoeprints on the toilet seat
    according to a friend who worked retail at said mall, that was the norm

    wtf women
    Holy fuck! I'm dying here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl View Post
    i walked into the woman's bathroom once accidentally at a mall

    there were shoeprints on the toilet seat
    according to a friend who worked retail at said mall, that was the norm

    wtf women
    LOL there are some great signs in the public toilets in airports, because apparently it's customary to basically do that sort of thing in some Asian countries.

    http://agirlhastoeat.com/wp-content/...3-768x1024.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by quannum View Post
    if a woman can stand and pee, it's the manliest thing she can do
    http://www.go-girl.com/img/goGirl_prodShot3_hp.png

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    Wow I just noticed that pictured toilet has a built in bidet. HILARIOUS

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    nothing like coughing back up what you just spat in it

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