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  1. 2012-07-23 18:02 #41
    Demosthenes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howie Roary View Post
    nothing like coughing back up what you just spat in it
    http://darkcreek.com/images/Bidet.jpg
  2. 2012-07-23 18:05 #42
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    oh good, because it would be impossible to shart on that after pressing the button (it presumably lowers and disappears)

    I've always wanted some female stranger's doodoo butter diluted and sprayed on me until I'm clean
  3. 2012-07-23 18:06 #43
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    doodoo butter?!
  4. 2012-07-23 18:23 #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    doodoo butter?!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZN565uhnGc#t=01m48s

  5. 2012-07-23 18:25 #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    doodoo butter?!
  6. 2012-07-23 18:33 #46
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    did someone mention squatting
  7. 2012-07-23 18:37 #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    did someone mention squatting
    i thought about you today when i squatted

    then i said: do shiro and richardd have the same last name? are they related? i will have to facebook later.
  8. 2012-07-23 18:43 #48
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    wow how did I miss that near similarity
  9. 2012-07-23 19:15 #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl View Post
    i thought about you today when i squatted

    then i said: do shiro and richardd have the same last name? are they related? i will have to facebook later.
    Yessssssss.

    the difference in our last name is one r, i have one r too less, he has one r too many
  10. 2012-07-24 01:24 #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howie Roary View Post
    FEELS SO MANLY TO AIM
    it's because you get to touch your penis and act like it is a necessity.
  11. 2012-07-24 02:30 #51
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    do women have their own drunk pee position similar to a guys lean with 1 hand on the wall maneuver
  12. 2012-07-24 02:32 #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    my boner
    lol
  13. 2012-07-24 02:33 #53
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    sitting lean with 1 hand on the wall
  14. 2012-07-24 07:10 #54
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    I always presumed women stuck both hands out and held unto the sides of the stall.
  15. 2012-07-24 07:12 #55
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    Nope cos you don't want to sit down on that grotty seat, so you kinda brace yourself against your thighs in a slightly squatting position.
  16. 2012-07-24 07:12 #56
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    or "the hover" as a friend once called it
  17. 2012-07-24 07:18 #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    or "the hover" as a friend once called it
    So you hover with your arms akimbo and not holding the sides of the stalls?
  18. 2012-07-24 07:25 #58
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    No, you brace them against your thighs.
  19. 2012-07-24 07:28 #59
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    the biggest problem when drunk is swaying, and you don't want to end up peeing on yourself, so you have to brace against something. Walls are usually too far out to brace against, so thighs are next best thing.
  20. 2012-07-24 07:41 #60
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    I see.
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