Gee Conformity, what do you do when you cant sleep at night?

[Conformity]

WRITE STRATEGIES TO MOTIVATE MY FUCKING SALESFORCE THATS WHAT THE FUCK I DO GOD DAMNIT I WANT TO FUCKING GO TO BED AND NOW I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS LIKE IM POSTING IN SOME IAS TYPE SHIT FUCK

[Qalbert]

i am awake too and it blows

[Conformity]

Yes it does, since we are both here and bored, why the fuck do you report tons of posts?

[Conformity]

Im asking it more politely this time as I dont want to start another fucking troll war on accident like I did last time

[Conformity]

np anytime

[Qalbert]

Yes it does, since we are both here and bored, why the fuck do you report tons of posts?

People constantly bitch if stuff doesn't get modded when it should, and it's hard to mod stuff that you don't know about, that's why there's a report button. If I can't move threads/delete posts/etc, at least I can get the attention of someone who can.

[Blarg]

You see this watch? You see this watch?

That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much'd you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave. _I_ can go out there tonight with the materials you've got and make myself $15,000. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise. A-I-D-A. Get mad you son of a bitches. get mad. You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate. Go and do likewise gents. Money's out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, CLOSE. It's yours. If not you're gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying - a bunch of losers sittin' around in a bar. 'Oh yeah. I used to be a salesman. It's a tough racket.' These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.

[Conformity]

People constantly bitch if stuff doesn't get modded when it should, and it's hard to mod stuff that you don't know about, that's why there's a report button. If I can't move threads/delete posts/etc, at least I can get the attention of someone who can.

Well, I mean, you report stuff in spam which is a waste of time (outside of yelling about me which was funny) and then you like try to report stuff in politics which is just a waste of time as well. I mean, seriously, please chill out so we can get you remodded. Let someone else press those buttons for awhile man.

[Conformity]

You see this watch? You see this watch?

That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much'd you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave. _I_ can go out there tonight with the materials you've got and make myself $15,000. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise. A-I-D-A. Get mad you son of a bitches. get mad. You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate. Go and do likewise gents. Money's out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, CLOSE. It's yours. If not you're gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying - a bunch of losers sittin' around in a bar. 'Oh yeah. I used to be a salesman. It's a tough racket.' These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.

glengarry glen ross, can see it a mile away

[Qalbert]

get you remodded

lol

[Conformity]

Most of us know you are a good mod when you are outside of spam. Can't you understand that?


lol I mean, i dont have any fucking say in the matter, I just want you to calm the fuck down.

[Conformity]

I had never heard of that movie, but after reading that quote, I was interested.

Every new sales rep watches that movie and then gets out there and works sales, then realizes how bad of a movie that is. It is literally only good for that scene. You can find it on youtube

[Qalbert]

literally no one from modstaff has talked to me, answered PMs or IMs in a month, so I'm pretty sure there's no interest in having anything to do with me.

[Conformity]

literally no one from modstaff has talked to me, answered PMs or IMs in a month, so I'm pretty sure there's no interest in having anything to do with me.

Why dont you try chilling out for a few months. Motherfucker it took me 2 years to get posting on here again.

[Conformity]

And it was totally worth it thanks to Sera

[Conformity]

Oh, really? Oh well. That's too bad.

go watch the scene with alec baldwin where that quote originates from, rather awesome

[Chun Liroy]

Why are you up at 6 am conformity

[Conformity]

Nigga couldnt sleep, so i got 3 hrs of sleep and time for me to fly to boston, fuuuuuuuuuuuck

[Brill Weave]

Sleep on the flight dummy!

[Conformity]

Obv