Derock

[Blarg]

I am informing the shareholders and the board of this BG spam company to let them know I am taking your complaint very seriously and that you are fired for something completely separate.

For those who don't know Derock complained to Qalbert because he really wants to gay marry animals using company time and I told him he can only gay marry straight or bisexual animals during his lunch break. When I caught him kissing a salamander 5 minutes before break I had no choice but to fire him.

This matter is now resolved. If you require further correspondence with this company kindly fill out the proper paperwork with the head of the HR department, Qalbert, and he will handle those documents inappropriately as is policy here.

[Kuya]

Did you check to make sure the salamander was gay?

[Blarg]

I kissed the salamander afterwards to verify and he definitely got a gay erection and not a straight one

[Kuya]

Initially we used derock's mom to confirm whether the salamander was gay, but we feared the salamander might not respond for different reasons.

[Tajin]

lol

[Odon]

As the managing office manager of management for Blardon Industries, I must request you fill out this form in triplicate to confirm the firing.



Thank you for the your cooperation in this matter and please kindly turn in your beeper and key card.